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Regidar


irresistible

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equestrium should have kept his mouth shut.

3077347 what does equestrium have to do with this

69/42 would read again

"It's okay to be gay."

If ever there was a cue for a musical number...

Talking genitals, eh? Now where have I heard that before? :yay:

Saw story title.
Thought "Mhm, ha, Regidar has made a clever innuendo, this makes me want to read this story."
See chapter title.
"Nevermind."
will read anyways

I almost threw-up! Yay! Oh wait a second- BLURGGG!!
Never mind...

3077458 maybe people are scared of their penises being inspired by this fic and talking to them

3077465
I'm actually always afraid my penis will start talking to me. I don't want to know what it knows.

3077353 Oh, yesterday I saw a thread you posted about helping him embrace his true feels. You were talking about a story just like this; so I thought it was for him... If I'm wrong, its my bad.

3077495 even if it was about him, for legal reasons I can't say so.

I don't understand you, Regi..

3077515 to be fair i don't understand me either

Was reading and saw this:

“This is all on you, you filthy, homosexual little twat,” the sapient penis whispered.

Holy crap, I love you 5eva.

Only one thing to say... Next time, invite me to the collab :V

You could have prevented this, Equestrium.

You could have prevented this.

You could have prevented.

You could have.

You could.

You.

Yo.

Y.

.

That was...

Yeah. Just...

I give up.

~Skeeter The Lurker

So'right. More straightforward than your usual stuff, no inserting anything into a mouth only to be yelled at by the thing you stuffed your equine muzzle over, and we never really got to see much else as the fic almost felt like it ended when it really began. Neither even reached a climax or confused sensation of what it's liked to be filled up to the brim by an exploding pony cock.

I'm just saying that it was more like, basic. Tame. Predictable.

In short it was kinda boring compared to say Fluttershy's Talking Pussy story that I forget the exact name of, one Bronystories wrote, but this one shot just sorta goes beyond basic. Had a couple good parts on River's end, no pun intended, and the starting off with Shining Armor was, but there was no sense of drama or even humor I guess. Course, I guess maybe I'm just boring that way.

It is a decent story for what it is though. Not your best imho.

EDIT: I feel bad for doing this, but, I'll be giving a downvote on this for the sake of a lot of missed out potential this story skipped over that could of made it great. You were doing well with exploring his unease they both sort of shared. I think it was the point where the balls started arguing that just felt 'meh'. You just knew he was going to bash his balls at that moment.

3077685 Tittysprinkles' name is Lauren.

3077377 fuck to the what

3077443 fuck my what...

3077852

Shut up already.

I knew that LOOOOOONG before you did.

~Skeeter The Lurker

3077347 I agree ....I was going to say I think this was dedicated to equestrium lmao....

Hm...

69/10 would bang.

Also, 15/5 would cum.

How could anyone not like this

3077705 you do understand that this was written with five other people, right?

3080789
:trixieshiftleft:

:trixieshiftright:

:rainbowderp:<"Pssst. Com'ere"
:rainbowhuh:<"I knew they were holding you back. I just didn't want to hurt their feels, bro."

:trixieshiftright:
:trixieshiftleft:

:pinkiesad2:<"Get funnier people next time."
:pinkiehappy:<"OH! OH! Like, clone yourself. That shit be so cool. Too Many Regidars!"
:pinkiecrazy:<"IT MUST BE DONE!"

:trollestia:<"Conservatives banned cloning because only GOD can create life!"
:moustache:<"So... does that make women god?"
:applejackconfused:<"My pussy created the universe... holyshi—"

Regidar you are now a genarall. not genarall Regidar but, Regidar genarall. :rainbowlaugh: * saloots you*

Freaking hilarious and fantastic as usual

I almlst died laughing, kinda tipsy too. Lols.

Bwahahahaha!

Fucking good show, my friend.

Good show indeed. :pinkiecrazy:


BRILLIANT!

No doubt about it. This was a thing that happened. I don't know what kind of thing, but it was definitely a thing.

8038643 it was a bad thing, on par with genital mutilation

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