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Lord Destrustor
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Lord Destrustor
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Do I really need to start writing the "also, Luna's pussy shoots sodomy-powered lasers" chapter or did everyone get the general message yet?
What the fuck.
I... I don't...
What?
Oh god what did I just read.
Bwahaha I'm going to hell for hitting like
Shits funy as hell
........ok?
My sides are so sore right now and I'm still in tears from laughing so much.
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Yes. exactly.
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For what it's worth, I'm sorry for your eternal damnation.
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I'm glad torturing your brain with the stupidest crap ever brings a smile to your slowly-lobotomized face.
I found 2 pics that may or may not fit this story
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This is the greatest use of the word "literally" in the history of everything.
Uh... Well, okay?
Huh. The title reminds me of something... I saw once... Maybe reading will refresh me on it.
I won't read it yet, but that's because this fic seems perfect to do a blind live reading of.
Should be interesting.
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Ah, close, but not quite as silly.
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Aw, thanks!
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Indeed.
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It's not so much the story itself I'm so disappointed by, it's mostly by the state of my own sanity.
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Is that a reference to your profile pic?
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Wait, you (or someone you know) would do that? That'd be awesome!
3028781 I'll be doing it as soon as I configure some decent recording software. No idea if it'll be any good, but let's see.
My life will never be the same. Images of war have forever scarred my mind.
I-... What is this?
-shrug-
I laughed. Adding the fact that it's the middle of the night, I laughed much. Reading way too random stuff at a time like this is not healthy - or very healthy, according to a certain pink pony
So, yea, no idea what to say really, just, something like: 'Well, that just happened.'
The fic stayed true to its tags, I can give you that, haha.
Have a like!
M
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War. War never changes. Except when I'm bored and insane all over its face.
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"what is this?"
I'm still wondering as well, friend. It's a mystery for the ages. Glad I could make you laugh, though. Always good to hear from you!
It occurs to me that "Pole Smoker" would be a totally legit pony name.
I'm dying. XD I'm going to die from laughs. XD IT WILL BE GLORIOUS.
but but this made no sense
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Hmmyes, quite.
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Deep Shaft, Flowing Ravine, Narrow Tunnel, Moist Buns, White Pinnacle, Plot Hole, Firm Baguette(He's french), Lubricated Piston, Strong Pump...
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Leave something in your will for me, will ya?
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My dear, what fun is there in making sense?
3052448 I leave you... A SHRUBBERY~!
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Ni!
Brain.exe has profomed an illegal operation, due to [Story.eye], please reset system.
>···
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Startup in progress..., Please Insert coffee.liq
3074721 a bad ass story *puts on black shades and csi mami theme goes on*
Ps. this story made me laugh soo hard my face turned red cause of lack of air but this made up for losing my boner but now i got a gun boner *csi mami theme goes on while a black pair of shades appear on my eyes*
Most likely it'll be popular because it's funny as hell.
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dew eet
Came for the title, stayed for the story. The unbelievable story.
What the fuck actual?
Princess Celestia is a gatling gun powered by sex while Princess Luna is a heavy laser cannon powered by sex.
This is hilariously weird and awesome.
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Also, Futa-cadance cums heat-seeking missiles while giving head to her husband, and Twilight vomits torpedoes when ponies suck her tits.
I'm not going to write that. Please don't make me write that. If I ever write that, I want someone to track me down and end my miserable life. It will be the humane thing to do.
3120268...now I want to write a twisted crackfic with Ponies as sex fueled weaponry.
And then they fucked!
Oh wait, nevermind.
3129707 dude, why didn't Dick just summon the Whores? (Women who shoot bullets out of their nipples)
So basically and then awesome.
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is this half serious half trollfic cause a fucking loaded celestigun along pornstars and fricking lasers im having a hard time
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Oh, japan...
And here I thought I was being weird.
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HA !....you wish. when it comes to capital "W" weird, Japan is the place to look for it.
I wish I could find more batshit crazy stories like this one. I laughed through the whole story.
Oh god, I just looked at the first letters of the chapter titles, and I am struck with the sudden urge to add two more chapters, each beginning with the letters "L" and "O" respectively.
Oh my god.
Oh god brain.
Why brain why.
Great, now I feel bad and I'm doing my thing out of shame. You know what to do Applejack.
Okay....
I don't....
I can't even....
And that's basically how it happened.
Favorite Line: The title.
Rating:
/5 (Because you know what this is and freely admit it. I like that.)
Final Verdict: Lauren Faust, is this your account here? Is this what you do? And where are you getting your cocaine?
(All above to be taken in good nature.)
Fair enough and liked.
Let's do it for our country the. Red white and the blue yes I made a grease movie reference
3139059 it's official the internet just raped my mind smacked my ass and made me call it daddy I'm so fucking done I'm noping the fuck on out of here don't cry for me I'm already dead
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So you're saying you... like my story?
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I liked it for the batshit crazy shit that was going on.
You get a thumbs-up for the title alone.