Do I really need to start writing the "also, Luna's pussy shoots sodomy-powered lasers" chapter or did everyone get the general message yet?

What the fuck.

I... I don't...

What?

Oh god what did I just read.

Bwahaha I'm going to hell for hitting like

Shits funy as hell

........ok?

My sides are so sore right now and I'm still in tears from laughing so much.

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Yes. exactly.
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For what it's worth, I'm sorry for your eternal damnation.
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I'm glad torturing your brain with the stupidest crap ever brings a smile to your slowly-lobotomized face.

I found 2 pics that may or may not fit this story
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This is the greatest use of the word "literally" in the history of everything.

Uh... Well, okay?

Huh. The title reminds me of something... I saw once... Maybe reading will refresh me on it.

I won't read it yet, but that's because this fic seems perfect to do a blind live reading of.

Should be interesting.

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Ah, close, but not quite as silly.
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Aw, thanks!
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Indeed.
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It's not so much the story itself I'm so disappointed by, it's mostly by the state of my own sanity.
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Is that a reference to your profile pic?
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Wait, you (or someone you know) would do that? That'd be awesome!

3028781 I'll be doing it as soon as I configure some decent recording software. No idea if it'll be any good, but let's see.

My life will never be the same. Images of war have forever scarred my mind.

I-... What is this?
-shrug-

I laughed. Adding the fact that it's the middle of the night, I laughed much. Reading way too random stuff at a time like this is not healthy - or very healthy, according to a certain pink pony

So, yea, no idea what to say really, just, something like: 'Well, that just happened.'

The fic stayed true to its tags, I can give you that, haha.

Have a like!

M

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War. War never changes. Except when I'm bored and insane all over its face.
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"what is this?"
I'm still wondering as well, friend. It's a mystery for the ages. Glad I could make you laugh, though. Always good to hear from you!

It occurs to me that "Pole Smoker" would be a totally legit pony name.

I'm dying. XD I'm going to die from laughs. XD IT WILL BE GLORIOUS.

but but this made no sense

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Hmmyes, quite.
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Deep Shaft, Flowing Ravine, Narrow Tunnel, Moist Buns, White Pinnacle, Plot Hole, Firm Baguette(He's french), Lubricated Piston, Strong Pump...
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Leave something in your will for me, will ya?
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My dear, what fun is there in making sense?

3052448 I leave you... A SHRUBBERY~!

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Ni!

Brain.exe has profomed an illegal operation, due to [Story.eye], please reset system.
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Startup in progress..., Please Insert coffee.liq

{WHAT DID I JUST READ}

3074721 a bad ass story *puts on black shades and csi mami theme goes on*

Ps. this story made me laugh soo hard my face turned red cause of lack of air but this made up for losing my boner but now i got a gun boner *csi mami theme goes on while a black pair of shades appear on my eyes*

The worst part is, this will probably be unreasonably popular by mere virtue of the sex, despite the fact that it is undoubtedly awkward and amateurish as hell.

Most likely it'll be popular because it's funny as hell.

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dew eet

Came for the title, stayed for the story. The unbelievable story.

What the fuck actual?

Princess Celestia is a gatling gun powered by sex while Princess Luna is a heavy laser cannon powered by sex.

This is hilariously weird and awesome.

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Also, Futa-cadance cums heat-seeking missiles while giving head to her husband, and Twilight vomits torpedoes when ponies suck her tits.

I'm not going to write that. Please don't make me write that. If I ever write that, I want someone to track me down and end my miserable life. It will be the humane thing to do.

3120268...now I want to write a twisted crackfic with Ponies as sex fueled weaponry.

is this half serious half trollfic cause a fucking loaded celestigun along pornstars and fricking lasers im having a hard time

Let's do it for our country the. Red white and the blue yes I made a grease movie reference

3139059 it's official the internet just raped my mind smacked my ass and made me call it daddy I'm so fucking done I'm noping the fuck on out of here don't cry for me I'm already dead

10\10 Original and entertaining.

What.the.fuck.

...

Seems legit.

What the actual fuck... (shrugs, gives thumbs-up)

Also, did I just invent a new fetish?

Probably.

WHAT, THE, ACTUAL, F***, DID I JUST READ?!??!?!!?!?! O_o
Celestia repels the infantry with minigun fire, Luna is the heavy artillery?!?!!!?
Just....
wow

I don't even know.
I don't even...
Take my thumb. Aim it up.
Here you go. Take it. I can't breathe.
I don't even know......

You are the most retarded person ever. I am completely in awe.

“Well princess, I guess this is it. It was fun knowing you, and I definitely enjoyed those past few minutes with you, but I don’t think we’re going to make it.”

Her only response was a startled gasp and as I wondered why, the answer came in the form of a giant red laser slashing across the smoke-filled sky and cutting the airship clean in two. Both halves exploded in a violent double fireball, sending bits of flaming debris all over the place. The shockwave pushed us at least three feet back through the mound of casings, most of those flying back to parts unknown. I soon felt the deep rumble of the burning carcass hitting the side of the mountain way below, and as soon as the cataclysmic noise died down enough, I heard a familiar voice cutting through the echoes.

“Don’t give up just yet, kid!”

I spun around under Celestia’s form, confirming with my eyes what I already knew thanks to my ears.
“Dick Thunder!” I yelled, “My idol and mentor! What are you doing here?”
The man simply smiled under his famous trademarked moustache, his trademarked manly muscles busy holding a panting princess Luna to his trademarked hairy chest as he rammed his trademarked member in her rear. A second giant laser, blue this time, shot out from her vagina and pulverized another airship further away in a breathtaking display of firepower.

Was anyone else expecting the Milliniam Falcon?!