And then they fucked!

Oh wait, nevermind.

3129707 dude, why didn't Dick just summon the Whores? (Women who shoot bullets out of their nipples)

So basically and then awesome.

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Oh, japan...

And here I thought I was being weird.

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HA !....you wish. when it comes to capital "W" weird, Japan is the place to look for it.

I wish I could find more batshit crazy stories like this one. I laughed through the whole story.

Oh god, I just looked at the first letters of the chapter titles, and I am struck with the sudden urge to add two more chapters, each beginning with the letters "L" and "O" respectively.
Oh my god.
Oh god brain.
Why brain why.

She Bangs

Great, now I feel bad and I'm doing my thing out of shame. You know what to do Applejack.

Okay....
I don't....
I can't even....
And that's basically how it happened.
Favorite Line: The title.

Princess Celestia is a Sex-Fueled Minigun

Rating: /5 (Because you know what this is and freely admit it. I like that.)
Final Verdict: Lauren Faust, is this your account here? Is this what you do? And where are you getting your cocaine?

(All above to be taken in good nature.)

Do expect, however: action, explosions, and a stunning display of my idiocy.

Fair enough and liked.

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So you're saying you... like my story?

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I liked it for the batshit crazy shit that was going on.

You get a thumbs-up for the title alone.

I came into this story thinking that there would be horn lasers like when Pinkie made Twilight into a gun that one time.

This is, arguably, much better.

I loved this.

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Thanks. It was a(n anal) blast to write.

4840971 What ze faaaak!?

What would the special weapons of the main six be like? I vote mass improbability cannon for Pinkie Pie.

One of the most nonsensical things I've ever read. 10/10.

Well that was..... something. I really shouldn't have read this at work. It's hard to quietly have a mental breakdown while laughing at the most beautifully ridiculous story I have ever read. Like, seriously. What the actual f*ck? Oh my god whyandhow? I love it.

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Being able to inspire such glorious feelings of WTF-ness is really something I'll be proud of for a long time.
Thank you for your appreciation.

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You've got talent my friend, also an impressive range when it comes to genre. Even if this was just a random thing that may never happen again.

That image, lol.

Neat.

Princess Twilight is a Sex-Fueled Rocket Launcher

THAT WAS SO AWESOME !!!!!! RAINBOW DASH WOULD HAVE BEEN SO PROUD !!!!! pinkie pie would have a unified field canon.

I.....just.....

There are times where the brain goes:
"Hahahaha.....NOPE!"
and goes on vacation.

Mine has never vacated so fast, and I have not laughed from the sheer madness of a story like that in a LONG time.

Good job.

This level of glorious insane bullshitery should be honored in the annals (ha!) of history! You got a like and a fave, my good man!

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I would almost feel insulted if I didn't agree so much.