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TAW


Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

Comments ( 45 )

Twirity is a really stupid name for a ship

227403 What else can we call it? Hornshipping?

227403 i prefer raritwi. and this is one of your best stories yet taw, keep it up!

227403
RariLight Alternately RariTwi.

WTF did i just read?
That was... Weird.
And i strangely hated it but at the same time.. liked it (O_o)
I lol'd at Princess Celestia send Twilight a scroll for the Magic Pulse.

i lol'd at the scroll and then said DAMN THAT MUST BE SOME STRONG MAGIC IF IT CAN WAKE UP THE PRINCESS

I'm pretty sure Rarilight is the official name...

nice fic my friend
i enjoyed
that is all
kthanxbai

"She was interrupted by the sound of a scroll striking the bedside table beside them." - SPIKE SENSES A DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE! :rainbowlaugh:

And one small correction:
"Please try and control your pulsing" - to forum.thefreedictionary.com/images/emoticons/eusa_dance.gif

>Twirity

TWO BEST PONES TOGETHER YES YES YE
>status: complete

Why

Damn, that magic bed teleportation thing Twilight did was badass!

That ending.:rainbowlaugh:

Rush, rush, rush...

Romance is powerful when there's a bit, emotional lead-up...and a sudden, perfect release. And there needs to be tension.

Also, I'm getting really uncomfortable with how often getting drunk is used as an excuse for ponies shacking up. It's really...unhealthy, as a perception.

TAW

228981
Sometimes I'm not aiming for romance. Sometimes the reason something exists is pretty shameless.
But yeah, maybe ponies should get drunk less often, it's probably not good for them. A cheap plot device for quick things, though.

228532
I /guess/ I could do more longer things, I'd need a decent idea though. With these quick things I just take a request and then throw it at a wall and hope it sticks.

"Twilight liked being in charge, even if she was being told how to do it." <- Priceless. :rainbowlaugh:

Well of course I wish it could last for 20000 words, but good fun short bursts are nice too. I know the getting drunk part is just a plot device to explain why they haven't already been rolling in the hay for the past two years. They won't need to get drunk ever again to be together..:raritywink::pinkiehappy: I also prefer Raritwi for their shipping name.

Enjoyed! Please keep the fics coming :D As for the shipping name my friends and I just say Twarity it has a better flow to it I think.

I'm not very fond of clopfics, but hey, this was well-executed and quite cute in its own way. Good job, author, good job :twilightsmile: .

I like romance-y clopfics more than the short ones, but I still like this a lot! :raritywink:

P.S. Rarilight and Raritwi work better for me, but whatever...

TAW

235936
Thanks, I guess I became momentarily more illiterate than usual - fixed!

227832 I feel exactly the same way...

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowwild::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: <<<at the princess celestia letter!!!

228193

there are no official names faggot

Nice ending :raritywink:

228336
Come to think of it, that one could go either way. :eeyup:

236013
You know, I have this saved in my iPod notes, off pastebin.
:duck::twilightblush:
Its that good.

Actually, first just want to point out: When you do it on a female, it's called "Clam-jamming", not cock blocking ;P
Anyhow, it was a rather good fic overall imo. Stayed close to IC enough and had some interesting parts. Was worth a read at least :P

damn taw why do you always make suh great stories, involving shipping and romance.

TAW

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I love cute horses being cute, man. The sex is very much secondary to me, and while I do always try and make it enjoyable in its own right, it's the cute horses that drive me to write it.

well it definity shows, keeep up the great work

And to no surprise, another great story. Also I couldn't help but notice that this one was more about feelings, mood, and setting than usual. Bluntly it seemed less clopy and more personal and touchy feely. Even the sex seemed more descriptive and (for lack of a better word)"pretty" instead of (again lack of a better word).....I guess "bonerific". Is that what you were going for this time, or did it just turn out that way?

TAW

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That's basically how I see their relationship, if one ever occurred. It might not be perfect, it might not last, but it'd be very flowery and pretty.

Hot little story, and yeah, the ending does indeed clinch it. Great job! :yay:

Well. That ending was hilarious.

531765 :rainbowlaugh: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Haven't read the story yet, but I'm definitely looking forward to it now.

Too short........... I liked it anyway, though.

And Trollestia strikes again. xD :trollestia:

Twilight liked being in charge, even if she was being told how to do it.

Oxymoron much. Twilight is such a oxymoron.

Been a while since iv seen one of TAWs writings (God Bless the PS4)

I just did a reading of this fic on YouTube

Please still like the fic if you enjoyed it.

"To my most faithful student, Twilight Sparkle" the letter read, "Congratulations. Your Princess, teacher, and friend, Celestia. P.S. Please try and control your pulsing, I don't want to be woken up like this every night"

To be honest, while it was a clopfic, the unique unicorn way you had them go at it was pretty interesting. And that love and magic of theirs MUST have been strong if CELESTIA could feel it from miles away.:pinkiegasp:

The very next morning the sun cracked over the horizon, and Twilight and Rarity both awoke from their slumber.

The latter looked to the former, and the former to the latter. Their eyes widened, and they both whispered the same words in time.

"What..."

"The..."

"BUCK!?"

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