• Member Since 8th Jan, 2012
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Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

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<ah Boi! This is truely what all warriors strive for!:moustache:

It was amazing all the same.....TRACKED!:twilightblush:

Well this was a great story I loved it!:heart: :raritywink:
but i have a question:
where was Sweetie belle? You would think she was around. :ajbemused:
Anyway 5 stars :D :twilightsmile:


I assume she lives with her parents and just stays over with Rarity.

Alternate answer, she heard the lot and was very confused.

In my mind, this is just what happens before... Preggity starts. :raritystarry:

Very nice. Too bad I don't clop, which brings up the question of why I even bother to read clop fiction. My entire life is a contradiction. Woe is I.

187761 This is the Paradox that drives us all. The answer usually being to just clop.:eeyup:

Wonderful pone finally gets waifufic

Nice story, like your work.

188322 It's good to see that I'm not the only one who makes obscure tumblr references.

"...finding her and Berry snoozing gently against each other surrounded by bottles. Pinkie never could let somebody be lonely." SO CUTE

I think this might be your best one yet, keep it up.:raritywink:

i find this easy to clop to heh
me gusta :raritystarry:



actually i was thinking of a longer story but it is a lot simmaler to this one but instead of takeing a day it takes at least a couple of months and i think the "event" that leads to pregity should be just at least a week before you get married.


*sequel is obvious*

*prequel is also obvious now (when you first came to ponyville)*

Oh Rarity, I love you, marry me and be mai waifu!

You'd think Rarity would like having her horn played with...

I'm slipping... Becoming one of you...
Urist McUselessMigrant cancels party for the entire damn season, too insane.
Urist McUselessMigrant has gone stark raving mad!:pinkiecrazy:

But that's beside a point... I think. :rainbowlaugh:

Yeah, Rarity would certainly require more than one date to get laid. :raritywink: I don't think two is quite enough, but lets not prolong the dateplay where it's not necessary. :twilightsheepish:

Two questions, if I may.

1. In this sentence:
"You really couldn't believe your luck - a beautiful, talented, successful woman not only making you something practically impossible to find or buy, but also telling you in no uncertain terms you were taking her on another date."
Did you deliberately use the word 'woman' instead of 'mare' or was it a slip up? I'm asking because if it was the former, it would tell quite much about the mute male masseuse (ah, alliteration... :pinkiehappy:).

2. I noticed that in some (most?) of your human-in-equestria fics (with Pinkie, Spitfire/Dash, Celestia, if I recall correctly, and now Rarity) the protagonist is always the masseuse. Is he the same guy (oh, how unfaithful he would turn out to be :derpytongue2:) or is it the only thing a human with our skillful fingers would become? :twilightsheepish:

I've an idea! I propose a fic with Octavia where the protagonist is a pianist. :pinkiehappy: Imagine those jealous ponies who can only play with hooves/magic. :rainbowlaugh:


I'm pretty sure that was intentional. I imagine it was meant to hammer home the idea that he wasn't seeing her as a horse in some kind of perverse conquest, but just another person - but it's been a while since I wrote it.

As for the latter, "kind of". They fics all exist in completely seperate timelines, but the audience-insert is always basically the same in that they have to be a blank slate with few defining characteristics. Being a masseuse was just something that arose quite early as a simple means of getting him a job that a pony couldn't do better, as well as, of course, letting him feel ponies up all day. It is wish-fulfilment, after all.

If I ever do an Octavia fic, that's probably the direction it'd come from, yeah - those hooves really aren't as good.

awsome stry another awsome, masterpeice if i do say so.

Damn good good good damn damn good damn good good damn. Good. Damn.

DAMN. That was GOOOD!!! Thank you for creating such a story.:raritywink::twilightsmile:::raritystarry:

All right awesome fucking story

187567 Yeah, I was thinking that as well.
Sweetie Belle: "Sis? Why is there a naked ape in the kitchen?"
I would be all kinds of awkward, but hilarious if executed properly.
I really enjoyed the descriptiveness and wordsmithing which went into this. The issue/ problem/ dilemma being loneliness/ abandonment, with the inhibition removing properties of alcohol which leads to Rarity and Anon seeking companionship/ solace/ comfort in each other, despite their obvious differences in appearance.
I also enjoyed the intimacy the two shared between them the first night, with them just cuddling/ spooning, and not descending into the deplorable self-gratification of the "Me Tarzan, you Jane, unf, unf!" which plagues the lesser experienced/ skilled in the art of storycrafting.
As a reader of discerning tastes, I applaud you for creating this piece of fiction, one which made me smile, and enjoy myself immensely. Kudos to you TAW.

This was great. That's all I have to say. Congratulations. :twilightsmile:

This was delicious. And I must say, for most of the story, I was like "spank this glorious ass, SPANK IT!", and I wasn't disappointed.

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