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TAW
Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?
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I'm interesting in having sex with Rarity but I guess Dash would be a close second
So fucking wrong
I think this is my 2nd favourite in the series :)
Hmmmm, pretty good, pretty good.
I've read quite a few clopfics in my time, but yours is defiantly up there with 'Twi and Me' and 'chomping the bit'.
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Wrong? You think this is wrong? Go google trixie's funhouse, and then tell me this is wrong. That shit is just fucked up.
Back to the author. Great story, well written and is well worth a read. I would make a suggestion, if that is alright. Try to slow it down a bit. I mean, you just jumped right in there, from signing a sheet to foreplay.
Thats about it, have a great day!
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The fast pace was intentional - this is Dashie, she doesn't do anything slow. All my other stuff (Except the requests story) is generally much slower paced.
Thanks for the compliments, though, I hope you enjoy the rest of my stuff whenever it's approved!
lol i read this while afking in skyrim and i swear to god i literally jumped when the battle music blared through my ears and two ancient dragons swooped down
you have no idea of how thankful i am man
also your fanfic was a p cool read
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Surely you aren't telling me that second-person self-insert human-pony erotic fanfiction about cartoon horses is weird, are you?
...well, when you put it like that
Eh not for me... *Shrugpony.jpg*
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Hey now, there's only one human, there's no need to get all pluralized in here!
...that doesn't make it any better, does it?
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There are only two in the series...
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Just be patient.
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Two currently approved, the other 3 are queued up for later approval (and 2 more not-waifufics after that)
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Oh, okay. I had kinda figured there would be more later.
>Now stop reading the description, because let's face it, if you weren't interested in having sex with Dash, you wouldn't even be reading this.<
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I would have sex with the mane six in this order: Dash,Rarity,Applejack,Twilight,Fluttershy,Pinkie pie
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How to say this, hmm...Better then average
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116090 I would probably only "sleep" with Applejack, Twilight, and if I'm feeling brave Pinkie Pie.... REAL BRAVE!!!! Rarity is a no-go simply because she'd most likely get all fussy and be a real turn-off. Dash because, well lets face it, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be enough to properly satisfy her even if I had had countless "encounters" before. Lastly, I just don't like to think about Fluttershy in "that" sort of way; she's just so delicate and timid, it's hard for me to imagine her actually giving consent wholeheartedly, and even if she did I would expect her to shy away or start crying during, I don't think I could go on with it if the girl I'm (hypothetically) having relations with started crying.(in fact I can barely tell the difference between screams of pleasure and pain) It just wouldn't feel right, and I'd feel like I hurt her or something regardless even if she later tried to assure me I didn't I still wouldn't try again for at least a few weeks, out of fear of it happening again.
Long. Comment is long.
"Your annoyance at her just melts away, she's that adorable." Awesome.
I love how Dash always tries to be more tough and less cute, but she always just winds up being one of the most adorable.
Really like the ending. It makes me happy to see that this wasn't just a one day stand after all.
All I can say is:
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That should be five of them for the five stars
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Hee hee. I didn't know you loved me that much.
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For me it's
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222273 lol good order
If Shepard and Mass Effect approves of inter-species courtship, then a human getting it on with a pony isn't very far off. That is pretty much the nature of furry-porn or clopfics. Sex with aliens. Heck, it happens in about a quarter of Science Fiction novels, movies, and tv shows.
That being said, well written.
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You might think that I'd find previous generation RD unattractive... but then you'd be wrong
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Mine would go:
Dash, Pinkie Pie, Twilight, Applejack, Fluttershy, Rarity. I would have put Pinkie Pie next to last, but she grew on me (*cough* she threatened me *cough*) .
After all, I find pink extremely hot on females. 
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Gosh, that first reply picture. Now I feel slightly bad for clopping to this. No matter, onto the next one!
There needs to be way, way more fics with Dashie fucked by guys.
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I know, right? She deserves better
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Hence why clop fics like this make me feel like Kirk.
I'd still like to see more like this.
My irder is probably
(why are there no smiling fluttershy emotes???)
this would be my order
*Reads the description, finish it* GOD DANMIT YOU GOT ME THERE TAW
:( I admit it, this turned me on. I know Dash likes it fast but did you have to rush it this much?
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Eugh, tell me about it. I need to revisit the concept some day and do it better.
790373 eh, it's ok. You are the only clopfic wirter besides ragingsemi whose name I remember, so you're doing a good job. Keep writing and dont forget to sprinkle a bit of dash it :3
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My f**king order for the Mane 6 would have to be :
794045 Ironnnnnnyyy
Very well written, thought very rushed. as for my order, it would have to be
And only rule 63 versions.
958855 lol not enough dash :3
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Muhaha. So what? She lasts about 7 min. according to this, hahah I read fast! >:D
990620 I am a UN certified speed reader. Dash usually lasts under 5 minutes with me >:3
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Well considering I am scrolling with the wrong hand, and not really thinking... (ha!) I shal run a timer.
1011111 hehe let's get an official timing on this!
192320 I can't read this now thanks
I would first have to be a pony it would be
and I would likely die before 