Twilight Sparkle spends her 18th birthday working in a library. Pinkie Pie will go to the ends of the universe to make her friends smile. Contrary to popular belief, Pinkie Pie's hair is probably not the protagonist of this story.

For Nonnie and you-know-who

This story is a sequel to Snuggly Buggly

You and Thorax are bros, and bros don't kiss. Thorax disagrees.

Contains snuggles and smooches. No actual intercourse; the sex tag is just there for occasional lewd references.

Cover art is by RedKittyKitty! Go check his stuff out on FurAffinity!

When she was helping her moms friend Carrot Top in her field a day, she overhears Carrot Top say a very interesting word. Excited by her vocabulary being expanded, she rushes home to tell her mom and sister the news.

Urist was a simple dwarf. He woke up, ate a mushroom biscuit, had a pint, then journeyed into the depths of the mines of his mountain home. Day in and day out, excavating boulder after boulder, stone after stone, ore after ore. Life was simple. Life was good. Life was a honest hard day's work under the mountain.

One day, however, he finds something better left buried. Stumbling into a seemingly bottomless pit, Urist found everything changed when he landed... somewhere else.

Now with holed hooves and an equine body, the dwarf-turned-changeling has to figure out life on the surface - his new life, not as a bearded creature of drink and industry, but as a shapeshifting love vampire. At least he can still dig well.

If only these talking horses would stop shouting and running away from him, anyways...

Urist is very heavily inspired by Dwarf Fortress, among other dwarf-containing media.
Story starts pre-Canterlot Wedding.
Cover art by JoeyJazz on WallPaperFlare

This is the first long-form story I've ever written, so please bear with any delays that may occur as a result.

A Notice of Cancellation.

A Quick Post-Cancelation Q&A thingy.

Jackson Brunner was walking home from work when he slipped and fell. He then awoke in a palace made of crystal that seemed to be long abandoned. Exploring these halls, Jack feels a strange sense of foreboding. Almost as if something horrible had happened here.

And that's not even the strangest thing about this situation.

No, things will only get stranger from here once the new owners of the palace show up.

Times this story has been featured:
August 16th - August 20th, 2023 (briefly got top spot on the 16th!)
Pretty much every time I upload a chapter lmao

For the young ponies of Equestria, no moment is more important in their lives than the day they get their cutie mark.

Unfortunately, not all cutie marks are created equal. For those unlucky few, the Downtown Manehattan Psychiatric Clinic is here to help, no matter how ridiculous your flank is.

Fluttershy has an absolutely lovely pair of tits that she wants to introduce to Discord. The draconequus isn't so sure if he's up for making friends with these humongous tits. Will Fluttershy be able to help Discord past his tit anxiety, or will the chaos god perish from laughter?

This is an educational story.

A gift for Moon. Helped into existence by NorrisThePony, and you should blame him for the existence of this. Recommended by PresentPerfect! Reading by TheLostNarrator!

Hi. My name's James. If you're reading this, then one of two things have happened. One, you're another human that got sent to this shit hole and was able to find my shelter. Or two, you're one of the ponies that found me and I'm probably rotting in a cell or getting experimented on. If the former, good luck. If the later, go fuck yourself.

After the slumber party at Rarity's, the humane 5 are shocked to discover that the pictures that were taken during the slumber party have been posted on Anon-A-Miss's page for the whole school to see. pictures that were taken using Sunset's phone.

Naturally the girls assumed that Sunset was Anon-A-Miss and when she didn't show up at School it further proved her guilt. But when they visited her apartment using the spare key Sunset gave Rainbow Dash in case of an emergency, they discover a very ill Sunset resting on her bed.

Pushing their anger aside to aid their sick friend the girls soon discover that Sunset is not Anon-A-Miss as whoever it is made a post while they were watching Sunset.

Now as they figure out who Anon-A-Miss could be, Sunset's fever continues to get worse and when her body starts flashing red, they realize that whatever Sunset has is beyond their world's ability to treat.

Conflict has been boiling between the two Apple siblings for a while now, but when the trouble between them seems to reach it’s climax, an unexpected twist leaves them back at square one. Big Macintosh, the hardworking backbone of Sweet Apple Acres, claims he isn’t Big Mac. He denies being himself, and denies being the big brother to Applejack.

At an impasse on what to do, Ponyville’s local psychiatrist is called to help find out what happened to Big Macintosh. Can she find out what is going on with him? Whatever the truth is, the mind inside of Big Macintosh makes one thing perfectly clear. “I Am Not Big Mac.”

Content Warnings: Discussion of Death, Loss, Grief. Explicit Language.

WARNING: Spoilers in the comments.