Hi, I’m not dead.

Life’s been incredibly busy for me. New work has taken a majority of my attention, and I have had very little time or energy to write for I Am Not Big Mac.

But I am writing. The next chapter is still in progress, with the most recent update to it being today. No timeline on when it will come out, but it will. At some point.

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howdy.

So far I have been able to keep a (mostly) consistent schedule of one, roughly 5k word chapter for I Am Not Big Mac every week for the past 6 or so weeks. However I am getting a little bit busier as of late and have not been able to put in as much time into this week’s chapter as I normally would.

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Howdy do. These past few weeks have been crazy for me. First A Meat Lover’s Agony hitting the top spot in featured and staying in featured for a whole week straight. Now I Am Not Big Mac looking to do the exact same thing. In the 9 years I’ve had a FIM account, I don’t think any of the stories I threw out on here had ever gotten this amount of positive

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