Wheatley, a core from Aperture Science never thought that he would ever see the Earth up close after being banished, doomed to float around the moon forever. That was however until magic got involved and a special unicorn pulled him down to earth. Well, not exactly Earth, but it's a new home at least.

It's a beautiful spring day in Ponyville, the kind of day where the clouds look like fluffy sheep (and the sheep look like ground-clouds), the kind of day for a pony to be out and about. It's not the kind of day to come upon a grisly murder scene, but that's how Rarity's day is going so far.

Who could have done such a thing?

Trigger Warning: No pre-readers. Are you sure you want to read this? Are you really sure?
Additional Characters (subject to change): Chell, Sparkler, Dinky Hooves, Kit Kat, Rarity, Twilight Sparkle

[Comedic FIO × Portal Oneshot]

There's nothing like a little light humor to start a test subject’s spiral into crushing defeat, but GLaDOS may have to update the testing protocol to accommodate both ponies and friendship.

Written for a FIO contest; I thought they were gonna make an actual physical book. Oh well, it was a lot of fun to write.

A mare awakens at a mysterious school.

With no idea what's going on, she's forced by the current Headmare Celestia to undertake tests.

To see if she's qualified to become a princess.

What exactly has happened to the world?

Why is she the only student?

What could Celestia want with another princess?

Connect orange to blue, to see exactly what we should do.

This isn't a Portal Crossover, more of a concept inspired by the games.

Will feature not just tests about Portal functionality, but also tests about morality and friendship.

Character design Inspired by lovely Portal Pony Art I found, I could trace it back to Jess Nera

Anybody else know of a better source, let me know I'll credit it.

This is a fun story I can work on, while rewriting others.

Planned updates on Fridays and Tuesdays.

Made Popular On 3/ 20/ 20

Wow! Featured On 3/ 20/ 20!! Thank you!

Trouble at the Aperhoof Science Enrichment Center: personality sphere Spike needs to find somepony to test the portal gun, or he's in big trouble. But due to some errors, all the test subjects in cryosleep are in no fit state for doing anything. Luckily for Spike, he's got one pony left who has a great testing record.

This story is a sequel to Derpy Accidentally a Portal Gun V: Tetralogy

In the conclusion to the thrilling* Derpy Accidentally A Portal Gun Franchise, Sparkler finds herself stranded on Earth, in a cardboard box. Can she survive Flint long enough to be summoned back to Equestria?

Of course she can, because she has a particular set of skills.

Can Flint survive her?

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*for some values of 'thrilling'

Somepony (not gonna name any, just saying) dared Rainbow to play this one game.

You can imagine how it went.
Or read this story. It'd be easier.

Proofreader: Randominos
Best Friend being a bit of a dumby with the comments: Dollie

Oh...it's you. Back again to destroy me? I thought you'd learned your lesson when you put that idiot in charge and I let you leave. You saw how easily I could have killed you, but instead I showed mercy. A mistake apparently, and one that will be rectified.

But I don't need you anymore. I've found someone so much better. Her abilities have forced me to completely redesign my testing environment several dozen times. No matter how advanced I make the chambers, she solves them one after the other. I've never been more proud.

But My Little Killing Machine is growing bored. Turrets can only provide so much challenge. And my testing robots just can't keep up with her. But you...you cleared every challenge I threw at you, even the impossible ones. Gilda's been begging for a worthy final exam...

It seems you've come just in time. Do try not to die too quickly. She loves the thrill of the hunt. To keep you entertained, I might even share a few excerpts of my little girl's life as you hunt her down...you monster.

Part of the PWNY-verse.
Cover art by Professor Cat Pro.

Joseph was a huge fan of the Portal series so what does he do? Buy a portal gun replica from some creepy merchant. Next thing he knows, he's in Equestria. Now he has to figure out what all the talking ponies are up to.

Notes -
Proofread by DarkDarsi

Six A.I.s are in control of Aperture Science. Spike with amnesia wakes up one day. He is part of a crazy research project under the watch of the A.I.s. He finds out more about the A.I.s and him. He finds out that he can escape from the facility but he can't get out with out the A.I.s trying to kill him.

This story is a comshion of Portal, Portal 2, and the upcoming game Aperture Tag (Yes that is the name).