Rick, a very enthusiastic human, meets Twilight, a curious pony who wants to know his name.
Rick isn't having any of it.
A shitpost written in a hour. Will be updated semi-regularly to springboard me into writing actively. Criticism appreciated, except from Mike White, because he's above this story.
Edited and inspired by FamousLastWords.
Now with an audio reading by StraightToThePointStudio! (Currently CH1 & First part of CH2)