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Soaring


Controversially known for writing about an American Civil War slave in Equestria. Formerly 1234 and Freedom.

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Rick, a very enthusiastic human, meets Twilight, a curious pony who wants to know his name.

Rick isn't having any of it.


A shitpost written in a hour. Will be updated semi-regularly to springboard me into writing actively. Criticism appreciated, except from Mike White, because he's above this story.

Edited and inspired by FamousLastWords.

Now with an audio reading by StraightToThePointStudio! (Currently CH1 & First part of CH2)

Chapters (7)
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This story is great. Please continue writing it!

☞︎◆︎♍︎🙵 ⍓︎□︎◆︎📪︎ 👍︎◆︎❒︎●︎⍓︎ ☞︎❒︎⍓︎

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It's in light mode, chief. I cannot do a disservice to the master of light mode writing. Wait a minute, you said white mode you fucker.

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✌︎☹︎☼︎☜︎✌︎👎︎✡︎ 👎︎✋︎👎︎ 💦💦💦

10511858
ok that is good i have pove you are in lightmode so i can read sotry. pls give me a dad or two before i can provide a prooper response

This story is why my father died. I think I'm ready to forgive him now...

10511859
ok that is good i have pove you are in lightmode so i can read sotry. pls give me a dad or two before i can provide a prooper response

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☝︎□︎ ⧫︎□︎ ♒︎□︎❒︎■︎⍓︎ 🙰♋︎♓︎●︎

I only need one wingding for this story
🖕

10511861
Hey man, don't make fun of other people's lack of intelligence by mocking them.

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I know you're racist, but that doesn't give you a right to exist.

10511861
Wow, that's just so fucking mean to do to Mike. Unbelievable. Lowest point I've seen you at, Mugg.

10511878
Muggonny is bullying me for my lack of grammar, so I'm bullying him for his knowledge of grammar.

10511880
Mike, I'm getting mixed signals here.

Anyway, to the story.

“So, what’s your name?”

Stopped reading right there.

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You have a reason to live?

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The fact that you consider this my lowest after I did all those drugs says everything about how much you care about me.

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You have a reason to live?

Project Rita gave me one.

10511892
DAMN son, did you apply that HURT ointment firmly?

I... uh...
...
Fuck it, I'll track.

I found the soundtrack to this fic:

Will you check my balls for me, to make sure I'm alive?

I stared at the book. What the heck did “☼︎☜︎✌︎👎︎ 👌︎☹︎⚐︎☠︎👎︎☜︎ 💣︎⚐︎💣︎☜︎☠︎❄︎💧︎” mean?

I have a better question. Why are hands part of the Pony alphabet?

Dan

*Paging Dr. Feghoot.*

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Already on the case for that, don't you worry! Next chapter will offer some insight as to why.

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It's a picture of your weiner! Ohhhh ohhh whoa!
We really love misheard lyrics, don't we?

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Understandable, have a good day.
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Reject alphabet, embrace hieroglyphs.

It's not often that the comments section is as entertaining as the story itself. Following for both.

Broski this story is s good it makes me wanna 👀🔫 myself to show how much I :heart: it!

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As opposed to being more entertaining than the story? Because the alternative is that you haven't been on the site long enough to see any of the truly great shitstorms.

To be fair, astrophysics is probably easier when ponies are the ones who make a good number of the functions of nature actually work, or when stars are just things one of the ponies sticks in the sky at night.

I said, ''Do you speak my language?''

She just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich!

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"and he said, I come from an land down under"

She just looked at him, confused "I thought you said you weren't a hairless diamond dog"?

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Zoomers and their emojis. :twilightoops:

Maybe we should get them working on deciphering ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs.

✌︎●︎●︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ⬧︎❍︎♋︎●︎●︎ ⧫︎♒︎♓︎■︎♑︎⬧︎
❄︎❒︎◆︎♏︎ ♍︎♋︎❒︎♏︎ ⧫︎❒︎◆︎⧫︎♒︎ ♌︎❒︎♓︎■︎♑︎⬧︎
✋︎🕯︎●︎●︎ ⧫︎♋︎🙵♏︎ □︎■︎♏︎ ●︎♓︎♐︎⧫︎
✡︎□︎◆︎❒︎ ❒︎♓︎♎︎♏︎📪︎ ♌︎♏︎⬧︎⧫︎ ⧫︎❒︎♓︎◻︎
✌︎●︎⬥︎♋︎⍓︎⬧︎ ✋︎ 🙵■︎□︎⬥︎
✡︎□︎◆︎🕯︎●︎●︎ ♌︎♏︎ ♋︎⧫︎ ❍︎⍓︎ ⬧︎♒︎□︎⬥︎
🕈︎♋︎⧫︎♍︎♒︎♓︎■︎♑︎📪︎ ⬥︎♋︎♓︎⧫︎♓︎■︎♑︎
👍︎□︎❍︎❍︎♓︎⬧︎♏︎❒︎♋︎⧫︎♓︎■︎♑︎
💧︎♋︎⍓︎ ♓︎⧫︎ ♋︎♓︎■︎🕯︎⧫︎ ⬧︎□︎📪︎ ✋︎ ⬥︎♓︎●︎●︎ ■︎□︎⧫︎ ♑︎□︎
❄︎◆︎❒︎■︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ●︎♓︎♑︎♒︎⧫︎⬧︎ □︎♐︎♐︎📪︎ ♍︎♋︎❒︎❒︎⍓︎ ❍︎♏︎ ♒︎□︎❍︎♏︎
☠︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎
☠︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎
☠︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎
☠︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎
☹︎♋︎⧫︎♏︎ ■︎♓︎♑︎♒︎⧫︎📪︎ ♍︎□︎❍︎♏︎ ♒︎□︎❍︎♏︎
🕈︎□︎❒︎🙵 ⬧︎◆︎♍︎🙵⬧︎📪︎ ✋︎ 🙵■︎□︎⬥︎
💧︎♒︎♏︎ ●︎♏︎♐︎⧫︎ ❍︎♏︎ ❒︎□︎⬧︎♏︎⬧︎ ♌︎⍓︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ⬧︎⧫︎♋︎♓︎❒︎⬧︎
💧︎◆︎❒︎◻︎❒︎♓︎⬧︎♏︎⬧︎ ●︎♏︎⧫︎ ❍︎♏︎ 🙵■︎□︎⬥︎ ⬧︎♒︎♏︎ ♍︎♋︎❒︎♏︎⬧︎
💧︎♋︎⍓︎ ♓︎⧫︎ ♋︎♓︎■︎🕯︎⧫︎ ⬧︎□︎📪︎ ✋︎ ⬥︎♓︎●︎●︎ ■︎□︎⧫︎ ♑︎□︎
❄︎◆︎❒︎■︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ●︎♓︎♑︎♒︎⧫︎⬧︎ □︎♐︎♐︎📪︎ ♍︎♋︎❒︎❒︎⍓︎ ❍︎♏︎ ♒︎□︎❍︎♏︎
☠︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎
☠︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎
☠︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎
☠︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎
💧︎♋︎⍓︎ ♓︎⧫︎ ♋︎♓︎■︎🕯︎⧫︎ ⬧︎□︎📪︎ ✋︎ ⬥︎♓︎●︎●︎ ■︎□︎⧫︎ ♑︎□︎
❄︎◆︎❒︎■︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ●︎♓︎♑︎♒︎⧫︎⬧︎ □︎♐︎♐︎📪︎ ♍︎♋︎❒︎❒︎⍓︎ ❍︎♏︎ ♒︎□︎❍︎♏︎
😐︎♏︎♏︎◻︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎❒︎ ♒︎♏︎♋︎♎︎ ⬧︎⧫︎♓︎●︎●︎📪︎ ✋︎🕯︎●︎●︎ ♌︎♏︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎❒︎ ⧫︎♒︎❒︎♓︎●︎●︎
❄︎♒︎♏︎ ■︎♓︎♑︎♒︎⧫︎ ⬥︎♓︎●︎●︎ ♑︎□︎ □︎■︎📪︎ ❍︎⍓︎ ●︎♓︎⧫︎⧫︎●︎♏︎ ⬥︎♓︎■︎♎︎❍︎♓︎●︎●︎
💧︎♋︎⍓︎ ♓︎⧫︎ ♋︎♓︎■︎🕯︎⧫︎ ⬧︎□︎📪︎ ✋︎ ⬥︎♓︎●︎●︎ ■︎□︎⧫︎ ♑︎□︎ 🕿︎■︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎✆︎
❄︎◆︎❒︎■︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ●︎♓︎♑︎♒︎⧫︎⬧︎ □︎♐︎♐︎📪︎ ♍︎♋︎❒︎❒︎⍓︎ ❍︎♏︎ ♒︎□︎❍︎♏︎ 🕿︎■︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎✆︎
😐︎♏︎♏︎◻︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎❒︎ ♒︎♏︎♋︎♎︎ ⬧︎⧫︎♓︎●︎●︎📪︎ ✋︎🕯︎●︎●︎ ♌︎♏︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎❒︎ ⧫︎♒︎❒︎♓︎●︎●︎ 🕿︎■︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎✆︎
❄︎♒︎♏︎ ■︎♓︎♑︎♒︎⧫︎ ⬥︎♓︎●︎●︎ ♑︎□︎ □︎■︎ 🕿︎■︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎✆︎
❄︎♒︎♏︎ ■︎♓︎♑︎♒︎⧫︎ ⬥︎♓︎●︎●︎ ♑︎□︎ □︎■︎ 🕿︎■︎♋︎📫︎■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♋︎✆︎
💣︎⍓︎ ●︎♓︎⧫︎⧫︎●︎♏︎ ⬥︎♓︎■︎♎︎❍︎♓︎●︎●︎

10512603
I can't believe this was posted lmao.

10512609
When you're a normal, everyday pony but you also fought in the Viet-ding war...
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10512302
Yes. That's the move! :rainbowlaugh:

10512404
Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it!

10512426
This is how my story comments usually go. Some of my friends really like making sure my comment section sounds like one of the best comedy skits on the site. Thank you for the compliment, and I appreciate the follow!

10512508
B R U H 👀👀👀

10512582
I was waiting for someone to decode the message in the comments! :trollestia:

10512585
Tempted to use this not going to lie.

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