Getting a college roommate is random chance.
Sometimes you get lucky, and sometimes you get a pony.

Rainbow Dash enrolls at an Earth university.

Update: and then some other stuff happens.

CANCELLED

One fateful day in Equestria, Twilight stumbles upon a book that contains a peculiar ring. Intrigued, she brings this to the attention of Princess Celestia, only to find herself smack dab in the middle of a mountain troll attack! She is quickly cornered. Fearing for her life, she accidentally uses the ring and summons a huge biped sporting a large drill on one arm.

Without hesitation, the creature cuts down the trolls, making short work of them. When it turns to face her, however, it obviously has something else in mind...

John Marston did all he could. He made sure his family was safe before making sure that the federal agents sent to kill got what they wanted. He opens the barn door, and embraces death.
John wakes up in a field, "Am I dead?', he asks himself. This is not where he made his last stand. He notices bullet wounds in his chest before passing out...

Character and Category changes will happen when needed. Cursing will occur when appropriate. Like when you get stabbed. Who wouldn't curse if they got stabbed?

"Evil. Such a vague term. It has been many centuries since a truly great villain was born. But this is a new generation. I will take it up myself to train this new generation of villains. All they need is a little push in the right direction. I am Nelio Maximillius. I am the headmaster of the Equestrian School of Hackercraft and Villainy."

--I'm back! And with a new cover image too! All credit goes to Stalin the Stallion.
Ben

Sweetie Belle pulls a prank on Rarity, but a good laugh is not the only thing that she wants.

Have you ever woken Up to see a pinkie frizzy haired pony bouncing around your room with no explanation of how she got here,how and why? well I have! this is my story of a curtain pony that sprang into my life and changed it for the better!! however will it be easy keeping a bouncing, singing, non stop talking pony a secret? I think you know the answer to that. (note; This is just a test to see if I should right anymore, constructive criticism is appreciated, I need to know how to improve my writing, thanks :)

Why be generous when you can be greedy?
Why be Hard-Working when you can be a sloth?
And why hold back instead of unleashing your Wrath?

The Mane Six and Celestia all question themselves - and what makes them, them.

[Expect a lot of OOC. A lot of it.]

This is the story of a certain pink pony who's decided that she wants to have babies like the Cakes, and of the much-enduring pegasus who must explain to her why that might not exactly be plausible for them. Will either of them succeed in their mostly-noble endeavours? Probably not. Dedicated to device heretic, who gave me the idea. Please don't take this too seriously.

Featured on Equestria Daily, and quickly shaping up to be my lowest-rated story yet!

Twilight has always had a facianation for strange magics. Anything new, she instantly tries to find real world scenarios to use them. But during one of her bi-weekly sleepovers with Rarity and Applejack, she stubles onto an old magic book in the basement while playing hide and seek, its title reads "The Art and Form of Mind Swapping." Shenanigans will ensue.

Artwork by Bebopanimebabe and the picture can be found here!

Wait, Cthulhu is a brony? We're talking aout the destruction god Cthulhu right, not some weirdly named dude, right? ...wow. So Cthulhu is taken to Equestria apparently and... Oh, just read the story. I have better things than to type up a long description of all this craziness. Just... read it.

I don't own MLP. I don't own the pic. The pic is filler until I find or make a better one. Think you got one that'll fit? Please tell me in the comments!