What fun are superweapons without somebody behind the triggers to fire them?

Teen rating for some swearing, psychedelics/drugs, and weapons of mass destruction. When you insert the key, Mr. Warhead is not your friend, kiddies.

Discord has the post gala blues, and he ends up on Rarity's couch, bawling, eating ice cream and pouring his heart out about Fluttershy. Poor Rarity.

Spoilers from Meet New Friends But Keep Discord.

Dedicated to my friend Topher, who is going through a hard time. Hope this makes her laugh.

After Discord proposes to Fluttershy, they somehow have to tell her friends they are getting married. Problems arise as they see Discord kiss Fluttershy, and they have to resolve the problems between them.

FlutterCord

Discord has settled in to a domesticated sort of life with his mate Fluttershy but he still retains wild urges. Sometimes he acts on them and sometimes he gets real excited about acting on them.

I blame Fluttercord45 for this one.

Fluttershy and Discord are expecting a foal; which means a few things in their lives need to change. For starters they need to make sure that their foal has a healthy birth despite a rather large complication.

Discord is filled to the brim with magic. Any child he conceives must be born of similar magic. Currently Fluttershy is not equipped to see the pregnancy to the desired outcome.
The solution must be born of Chaos. Are they prepared to do what it takes?
Is Fluttershy prepared to fully give herself to Chaos to start their family?

Sex tag: because sometimes one plus one adds up to three.

It is common knowledge within Canterlot Castle that Princess Celestia is rather fond of her tea, and is particularly amicable after having her first cup. Upon waking up and finding that there's no tea to be found within the castle, how does Princess Celestia react?

Not well, not well at all.

Rated T for dark humor, harsh language and false death threats.
Proof-read and edited by ChappedPenguinLips.
Cover art by LateCustomer on Deviantart.

*Takes place a couple of weeks after the Tirek incident in 'Twilight's Kingdom Part 2'

Fluttershy and Discord are now officially a couple. When Discord goes over to his marefriend's house one day, he notices she's not herself. After a visit to the doctor's, she finds out what's wrong with her, but does not want to tell Discord the truth...Will Discord find out? How will he react if he does?

Discord comes down with a strange illness that leaves him weaker as each day passes. With a little insight from Zecora, the ponies travel to the source of Discord's magic disappearance, but what they end up fighting against is not what any pony expected...

Fluttershy wakes up in the night from a nightmare portraying her worst fear, and will need her husband; a certain draconequus, to rid her of those fears. She needs him to say that he will stay...

Sorry Dislestia shippers

After overhearing a rumor that his friendship with Fluttershy means stallions are too afraid to date her, Discord swears that he will find her the perfect mate. Unfortunately Discord has absolutely no idea what a pony wants in their special somepony. Happily, he has many pony friends now that he can ask for advice, but no matter how much advice he gets, nothing seems to go according to plan.

Story commissioned by Spamotron.

Edited/proof read by Carapace, SilverWolfIMHP, and Lucasmembrane.

This is somewhat outside my usual comfort zone, I don't write a lot of comedy and I don't write a lot of Discord, but I had fun doing it, so hopefully you will have fun reading it.

Update: There is a NSFW "deleted scene" from this story in my new clop shortfics collection, Quickies. Feel free to check it out if you're into that.