Vaati the Wind Mage has grown bored with the whole villain thing. He's trapped himself in a cycle doomed to repeat itself forever. Seeking a way to escape this miserable cycle of escape, kidnapping, and defeat, the legendary sorcerer inadvertantly teleports himself to another world entirely; a world populated by talking magical ponies who believe friendship is magic. Just how will the former villain survive this sugar bowl of a world? Will he end up learning a few lessons in friendship himself? One thing's for sure, retirement has never been this exciting.

AUTHOR NOTE: This story takes place in an episodic format. That is, it follows the style of the show in that every chapter is an 'episode', hence why they will all be lengthy. Some episodes will be canon ones with Vaati along for the ride, and others will be original where Vaati takes center-stage. The first episode takes place shortly after 'Griffon the Brush-Off'. Vaati is from Legend of Zelda and is property of Nintendo. You already know who owns FiM.

A millennium ago, give or take, Princesses Celestia and Luna were nearly defeated by the most powerful villain that they had ever faced, Grogar, the dreaded lord of Tambelon. Thanks only to the whims of random chance, the two princesses survived that encounter, but have been forced to live in fear of the time of his inevitable return. That time is now...

...But whatever revival was intended has gone a little... wrong. Behind the wheels of Grogar's body is the spirit of a slightly extremely eccentric human. Equestria would have been lucky to survive the real Grogar, but will the ponies fare any better with this loon ruling Tambelon?

Sex Tag For Sexy Times Reasons, Gore Tag For Gorey Time Reasons.

You. Have. Been. Warned.

Alcohol. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Sometimes people indulge.

Sometimes people overindulge.

Sometimes people get shit-faced whammered and write about cartoon horses in relationships.

Join us as Captain Unstoppable abuses his liver and writes some OTP for you and me, along with some side-pairings that we like. A series of prompts I gave him while he was drunk as a skunk. Written by him, polished up by me. Will update the next time Cap gets into the Angry Orchard.

After a hard days work AJ finds her friends in fantasy. AJ cant help but have a fantasy of her own. A brief glimpse of a few mares idea of perfection.

After the kids are put to bed Rainbow decides she and her husband might be a little over due for some time alone.

Rated T for suggestive themes, although nothing actually happens.
A short one shot for the MacinDash fanfic contest set well into their married life, following prompt B.

Yet another Mare Do Well aftermath story.

Two days after the Mare Do Well incident, Rainbow Dash is feeling pretty rotten about her friends and their actions. But hey, it’s no big deal. Sure she’s feeling betrayed, alone, depressed, forgotten, and all that jazz, but nothing’s going to come of it. Right?

I mean, it’s not like there’s some evil nightmare entity that feeds on pain and loneliness and uses these emotions to turn ponies into monsters…

...oh wait.

This story is a sequel to The Conversion Bureau: Worlds Where It Wouldn’t Work

The Multiverse is a large place, and there are infinitely many versions of Celestia who, for one reason or another, thought it would be a good idea to turn humanity into ponies.

But as the old saying goes, "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong."

The quasi-official sequel to the comedy fanfic by Sora2455 is here!

The Conversion Bureau never made any sense anyway, but here are some places where it would have made less sense.
Not necessarily worlds where the ponies would lose the fight - just worlds where conversion wouldn't logically work.

Before suggesting a World, read the index to make sure I haven't done it already.

The Yaks, a great and noble...er...people that are full of pride and demand only the best...for themselves.

And when they don't get it, they scream and shout, and smash stuff.

This is the story, of what happened when they went too far, and messed with a purple pretty pony princess so much, even she didn't want their friendship.

What happens when you get caught red-handed drinking out of a milk carton at your friend's house by her older brother? Sunset Shimmer is about to find out.