"Mom... why?"
"Because you are going to score on prom night! That is the way things will go!"
"Dad..."
"Just do as your mothers says,"
Zap Apple sighed out in defeat as he stood before his parents, his mother marching back and forth like a Drill Sergeant. Tonight was prom night and he was running late to pick up Gem Storm, the daughter of Rarity and Thunderlane. He was all set, too; he had a tux, a corsage all picked out, and even did his mane up so it was not windswept. Yet before he could go, his mother was giving him the 'talk' or at least her version of it. Her own messed up version of it.
"You are the son of the two most awesome ponies in all of Equestrai! A Wonderbolt and a Apple farmer! You are destined for greatness! You are destined to be the most awesome pony of all time!"
"Mom... it's just prom! Nothing t—"
"You are to get with the head cheerleader tonight or you are a disgrace!" Zap looked over to his father, who just rolled his eye, the other covered by an eyepatch. He smiled at his son before Dash turned around.
"You are not only fast, but strong! You are an amazing flyer, apple farmer, and if I do say, sexy as hell! There is no reason why you should not get with the head cheerleader!"
"Um, isn't this the daughter of one of your best—"
Rainbow Dash turned on Zap apple, her magenta eyes glaring into his own set, making the young stallion swallow the lump in his throat.
"I don't care who it is! You are to be the winner! The best! The most awesome! Do whatever it takes!" Rainbow Dash shouted, as she walked over to Zap. "Do I make myself clear cadet?!"
"Dashie... did you do it on yer prom night?" Rainbow's face turned red, as she looked back at her husband, who's head was cocked, scratching his chin.
"Um..." was all Rainbow said while she looked around, as if for an excuse. "I mean... no... I mean... high school was odd for me... and..." Mac just chuckled as he walked past his wife, kissing her on the cheek.
"Ah'll be yer naughty prom date," Mac said, and while Zap could not see his mother's face he could tell her face turned a shade red deeper, as he tried not to vomit. Yes, his parents had to do it for him to be born, but that doesn't mean he wants to think about it.
Before he could throw up, Zap was interrupted by a nudge on the shoulder. Looking up, he saw his father standing before him with a grin.
"Just have fun, son," Mac said, wrapping his son in a hug. "Just remember, wrap it before you tap it," Mac whispered in Zap's ear. "That was how your sister's were born" he laughed, making Zap shudder again