Xlestia rubbed her forehoves with glee. Soon, she would establish the Barrier she had planned out, which would counter the human technology easily. Conquering this desolate wasteland would be -
"Are you Princess Celestia?" An unfamiliar voice interrupted.
Xlestia blinked. Turning, she saw somepony she had never seen before. The Earth Pony stallion had a dark grey coat with a dark brown mane, and... no cutie mark? At that age?
"Are you Princess Celestia?" The stallion asked again.
"Yes...?" Xlestia answered in confusion.
The stallion nodded, reached its forehooves around her head, and cleanly snapped her neck. Dead, Xlestia collapsed to the floor.
The T-850 (Pony variant) blinked. Mission accomplished. Future averted. Returning to Skynet.
Warhammer 40,000 Suggested by RoadRunneR, master109, and dragonjek
It was funny, Xlestia mused. From her scrying, she would have thought that conquering humanity and converting them to ponies would be harder than this. Sure, there were a couple billion humans who all resisted until their last breath, but they were handled with superior magic.
It was weird - she had won, so why was she waiting for the other horseshoe to drop?
Little did Xlestia know that the small Hive world she had converted was literally too small for mainstream humanity to notice, let alone avenge. The human race was simply so large that the addition of 12 billion ponies still didn't make her anything other than a negligible threat.
The true threats out-powered the sun princess by so much it was worse than comparing an ant to a space hulk.
And so, the successful conversion of a planet went completely unnoticed by the Imperium of Man.
Neo-Equestria was later devoured by a Tyranid Splinter Fleet. Other than the Tyranids, no one noticed.
Sailor Moon Suggested by DreadedCandiru2 and Shadow Man
It wasn't often that someone else was able to make Xlestia feel awkward with how girly they were, but this "Sailor Moon" girl had managed to out-girly the flying unicorn princess.
Somehow.
"Ponies are for young girls to fawn over, not a fate for the human race! In the name of the moon, I will punish you!" The mini-skirt and leotard wearing girl yelled, striking what was quite frankly a silly-looking pose.
There was a beat as Xlestia tried to recover her verbal momentum.
"Are you sure? I think you would make a very pretty unicorn." Xlestia managed, then cringed. There's no way she'll fall for that!
Sailor Moon blushed, tugging the edges of her skirt down. "Aw, you mean that?"
Xlestia started, then hastily continued. "And we could brush each others mane, and go running in the woods, and watch the sunsets together..." Xlestia felt nauseous inside from the plain bad prose she was sprouting.. but hey, what ever works, right?
Moon continued to fidget. "Well, I guess that's not so bad really... oh! OH! I WOULD GET TO MARRY A PONY!"
"Yes! Yes you would!"
"Okay then, sign me - "
Loud wing-beats sounded as another alicorn alighted in the clearing. "Annnndddd I'm going to stop you there." He stated quite clearly.
Xlestia looked up in surprise. Not only was this alicorn a horse alicorn rather than a pony alicorn (and thus quite a bit larger than her) but she knew this alicorn. "Helios?! What are you doing here?"
"Celestia... do you remember where we live?" The alicorn answered with as much dignity as he could manage, considering that Moon had started stroking his fur.
"Equestria?"
"Which is where?"
"In... the... dreams of children?"
Helios nodded approvingly. "Now, what do you think will happen if you make the dream world and the waking world the same?"
"Not good things?" Xlestia weakly guessed.
"Not good things." Helios confirmed. "It's a nice idea Celly, but it just plain can't work."
"Aww." Moon whined. "Does this mean I can't be a pony?"
Helios nuzzled the girl gently. "You can always be a pony - just drop by Elysion the next time you dream."
"Okay" Moon said, brightening immediately.
Neptune Suggested by dragonjek
Equestria teleported into the Solar System just fine. Unfortunately, Xlestia missed. Rather than the third planet Earth, Equestria reappeared in the eighth planet, Neptune. As ponies need oxygen and heat, the -200 Degree Celsius hydrogen/helium atmosphere killed most ponies before the landmass sank into the middle of the gas giant and was crushed by pressure 100,000 times greater than Earth's atmosphere.
Batman Suggested by skyranger BIGSKY, Phalanx132, jm0914, dragonjek and Shadow Man
Xlestia watched the ocean with some concern. Sure, so far this world was the same as the one she had scryed, but she hadn't ruled for over a thousand years by trusting that things always went according to plan. Still, nothing had gone wrong so... far...
Her thoughts trailed off as the loud, offensive noise of a motorboat became audible. Soon, the watercraft in question came into view. Painted on it was... the symbol of a bat?
"Good evening! May we have directions to... oh, Your Highness! A pleasure to meet you!" Came the voice of the driver, a human male dressed... in a bat costume?!
"Who are you?" Xlestia demanded.
The man's brow furrowed. "I am Batman, your highness. And this is my trusty sidekick, Robin."
"A pleasure, your Highness." The boy in red tights interjected.
"Are you sure you have not heard of us, your Highness?" Batman seemed very intent on the answer.
"No, I have not. I know of all sorts of famous humans, and I do not know of you." Xlestia replied firmly.
Batman nodded. "Very well then. Princess, I must inform you that I will fight your evil plans until my dying breath!"
The sun princess blinked. Robin gasped. "But Batman! How could a unicorn princess be evil?"
"I'm an Alicorn..." Xlestia muttered.
"I don't know Robin. But her nefarious plots are as clear to me as this fine summer water."
Xlestia looked down. The sea was a very thick blue here.
"You see, she did not know who the two of us were. But she did know other famous humans. How could this be; what is different about us?" Batman continued. "What is different is that while we are indeed famous throughout all of fair America, it is the fame of word-of-mouth. No written records of us exist anywhere. So what kind of person knows of written records but not spoken knowledge?"
Robin crossed his arms in thought. "It would have to be someone who didn't talk to people to find information out... someone who could read but not speak? Ah ha, a remote viewer!"
Xlestia was getting more and more confused. Their conclusions were correct, but their logic was so tenuous.
"And what kind of person uses such a method of observation? A spy! Why do spies spy? To prepare for battle!" Batman concluded. "Thus her actions here on Earth can be none other than the first stages of world domination!"
"Holy pastel ponies Batman!"
"All right, that's enough!" Xlestia roared. Horn blazing, she gripped Batman in a TK field and held him tight. "There are no room for nutcases in my world! I'm sorry, 'Batman', but it seems like you just met an unfortunate boating accident."
"Robin!" Batman gasped. "Quickly! Formula 37!"
"Of course, Batman!" Robin grabbed a bottle and threw it at Xlestia with a "Throw!" sound effect almost visible.
The liquid inside splashed all over her, and Xlestia felt a burning all over so bad so didn't notice when her TK field failed.
"Argh! What... what is this?" She cried in pain.
"A liquid of my own invention." Batman replied, massaging his throat. "I thought something like this might happen, so I came prepared."
You didn't know you would be fighting me until you arrived! Xlestia thought angrily.
"You see, your magic is clearly being channeled though that horn of yours. And much like a Rhinoceros, your horn is made of compacted hair, or keratin. That is why I prepared Formula 37 - anti-keratin."
Xlestia whimpered as her horn, mane, tail, hooves and fur all began to dissolve and fall off. Even her feathers were affected.
"You won't hurt anyone like that." Batman finished, looking pitifully at the 'naked' alicorn.
And I would have got away with it too, Xlestia thought. if I had fought someone who made sense.
Is that... Adam West batman? holy pastel ponies indeed Batman!
Xlestia vs Krynn, the people tend to kick all kinds of ass... but add the gods that will literally dick punch you with a flaming mountain from the sky for upsetting the Balance of Good and Evil and you have a recipe for epic doom.
Adam West era Batman; that's quite the experience.
Xlestia and her CBs vs the SGC after Season 10
5670740 Actually, in Kanto it wasn't that different from the Mass Effect-scenario.
After all, the ponies did gets screwed up mainly, and in Mass Effect if all view the ponies as a thread, they are joining eachother in a greater harmony than Xlestia could even think of...
Yeah, but it's still not a permanent harmony.
May I suggest a world or series for Xlestia to on? If so, are you familiar with a series called Pretty Precure? Ex: Happiness Charge Precure, Dokidoki Precure, Smile Precure, etc.
Not the Batman we deserved but it seems he was the Batman we needed.
The Warhammer 40k one was good but i wanted one where Xlestia met the God Emperor
I was thinking of a more modern Batman myself, but Adam West Batman is less logical(and therefore funnier) I suppose.
Since you seem like wanting illogical and not just ass-kicker....
Space balls, you can't handle that level of stupid.
Canada, beware the Justin Beaver's homeland.
Rust.
TRON, you can just reboot the world anytime somebody does something.
Minecraft, there's only one dude there.
What's another stupid MMO where everyone dies or kills each other?
Oh and Garry's Mod, all the admins are like gods and can create whatever they want, and are mostly stupid these days.
How about the TF2 universe?
The world of Mother series (you known Earthbound)
Hmm what about wonderland? Or better yet, bioshock? Fallout, or maybe mass effect?
5672723 I didn't even think of that.
I got one, the GMod-verse
even without the freaks, there's enought to foil Xlestia plans
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unless some deus-ex-machina australium based defence, or a preventive strike from Saxton Hale, the WoD tactic would work, making it a conquistable world
5673987 First, what do you mean by WoD? And second, what does conquistable mean?
Welcome to Adam West's Batman, try not to understand.
So you're accepting suggestions for worlds to use. I would like to suggest Invader Zim and Tak and the Power of Juju.
What about inFamous?
I say this once again. Yugioh!!! The egyptian god cards destroying the barrier and the elements of harmony losing to the hard symbols on the groups hand from episode 1 season 1. Tia would also give a friendship speech that would make twilight weep in defeat. Also kiba would adopt spike as his son.
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Wall of Death, the classic unstoppable barrier that kill whatever is not allined with the conqueror (in this case ponies) or flat out kill everyone, usually generating from a point and slowly advancing until all the area has been sweept, if utilizzed on planetary level, is also known as Dome of Doom
and it was a typo, I was supposed to write "conquerable", different language auto-corrector said "te lo scordi" and messed up
If you are still taking suggestions: The Eve Online Universe, preferable into a Amarr or Sansha planet please
doctor who
H.P. Lovecraft's Earth
Earth 616(Marvel)
Nirn
Dragon Ball Z
Unicron
Middle Earth
One Piece
Loony Toons
I guess I'll add my list too.
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Marvel Zombie-Verse, or any other Zombie world for that matter
Dragonball Z, preferably the Abridged version
Yu-Gi-Oh, also the Abridged version
Attack on Titan
Lovecraft, can never go wrong with Cthulhu.
the original Lovecraft universe is nice, but I'd rather see a Cthulhutech fic instead. Try converting a xenophobic high-tech humanity that possesses psychic powers and mind shattering magic...also giant robots, because chicks dig giant robots.
Exalted, nothing says "Fuck your xenophobic shit" like "Solar Exaltation"
Fun stuff. As far as other possible worlds:
Atomic Robo - Xelestia "Your science cannot hope to comprehend much less oppose my magic. . ."
Assistant: "Robo, the computers have finished crunching the data and we've adjusted the lightning guns accordingly."
One Punch Man: Xelestia is contemplating the failure of the soft conquest method, but is confident of the barrier. Then Saitama walks up and punches it.
And of course, there's always plenty of opportunities for Xelestia to just plain experience some really bad timing.
I would still love to see Xlestia show up in these worlds:
On Harvest mere weeks before the Covenant attack it, kill a shit load of people and glass it.
In the middle of the Ethereal war (Xcom 2012).
On Namek slightly before Freeza's final attack.
In Guren Laggan.
Right when the Reckoning begins in Homestuck.
On Ecosystem 9 when the Goo shows up. (Grey Goo)
Sometime in Saints Row 4.
I would absolutely LOVE it if he did Halo
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simle. warhammer 40k. convert a few people? the PDF are called in. you beat the PDF you get the Imperial guard knocking on your door. If the guard aren't enough, they call the space marines in. If 8 foot tall supermen with fully-automatic RPG guns and power armor aren't enough... Exterminatus. That is all.
unless of course Xenolestia ends up on a Daemon world... next thing you know she's being skull-fucked by Slaanesh.
DO GURENN LAGANN!!!
Earth, Dan Vs. version, and of course she ticks Dan off.
5676112 This. Why no one thought of it 'til now is beyond me.
Batman '66 okay that was gorram funny.
Okay how bout the Animated DCU you know the one from Batman The Animated Series to Justice League Unlimited.
Heads up - Next chapter is going to be Edolas, the Fairy Tail version of the Mirror Universe.
Do you think I should use the Fairy Tail version, or localize Edolas to MLP?
Hmm.
Most of the ones I think of seem to inevitably turn into a "nuke down the pants" solution.
Any world where Celestia already ruled comes to mind.
She goes to EqGverse, sees that instead of ponies everyone turns into grotesque pastel-skinned ponygirl hybrids perpetually stuck in high school, realizes she'd be stuck as a Principal in that wretched world FOREVER, and commits suicide.
Equestria lands as an island in the middle of the Atlantic. She forgets that the Atlantic is four miles deep and the whole island promptly sinks beneath the waves.
Pern, during a Threadfall.
Since the laws of physics that govern machines are the same ones that govern biology, the instant she activates her anti-technology magic everything in Equestria drops dead.
Since the magic field, by necessity, cannot kill germs or bacteria without sterilizing the soil, she succumbs to human measles and dies miserably.
The inherent chaos in the human world supercharges Discord or one of his surviving offspring, and he curbstomps her.
The invasion of the Death Note world ends suddenly. If you have to ask why, go to the back of the class.
BIlly and Mandy's world. Xlestia dies of an aneurysm battling her worst ever foe.... an enemy too stupid to die. She bludgeons her head against a wall till her skull cracks.
Gundam (Cosmic Era timeline) then Xelly could get her ass hole-punched by kira 'beam spammer' 'jesus' yamoto
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How about Xelestia visits Gen 1 MLP? It has humans in it, Kinda. In a paralel dimension that's somehow directly connected to it somehow which is never really explained. Then again most 80's cartoons that had that sort of thing going on often went with the mantra. It's magic, we don't have to explain it.
Or how about Transformers? The All Spark will light thier darkest hour! XD
Or even better, How about someone whose well versed in fighitng Intergalactic as well as Interdimensional beings? Conversion Bureau Vs The Men In Black.
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While it would be yet-another-power-of-friendship I could blast Xlestia with, I never watched Gen 1 and never intend to. Unlike Transformers, I think MLP gen 1 isn't worth watching.
Transformers - hmmm. Freedom is the right of all sentient beings...
MiB? Making Xlestia forget what she was doing would be hilarious...
Xlestia in Cybertron
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Minecraft
Mass Effect. Not because Xlestia would get destroyed, but because she and the Reapers aren't that different.
Xlestia: Comes from the magical land of ponies. Hates all humans. Wants to bring harmony by converting all humans into ponies.
Reapers: Came from Dark Space. Hates all organics. Wants to solve conflict (i.e. bring harmony) between organics and synthetics by converting all organics into reapers.
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building off that:
Beginning of saints row 5 (right when the world gets destroyed)
Doctor Who/Torchwood (I would really like to see her try to convert Jack)
Mass effect
Avatar (airbender)
Avatar (Blue people)- not technically human, but Xlestia vs. a sentient planet?
Middle Earth (Rohan anyone?)
eye of terror from warhammer 40k
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Exalted
Scion
OWOD (ESPECIALLY Demon the Fallen and Mage the Ascension)
Okami
Xenoblade
Battlestar Galactica universe! Oh, and Star Wars!