This story is a sequel to Useless

Twilight has suffered for so long. I've seen her lose friends, her family, her innocence, and more from the war we had with humanity. Ever since the surrender, she has spent every waking moment trying to earn both her redemption as well as Equestria's for our sins against the humans. Now that she has finally done so, she is ready to rest at last.

I just wish it wasn't her final rest.

Based on The Conversion Bureau series.

Pre-read and edited by: Socks, Chaotic Note, and Biker Dash

Artwork done by Pedro Hander

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In Canterlot, every foal goes to Magic Kindergarten. Every unicorn, every pegasus... and even a certain earth pony.

I have to be the only earth pony here. Why in Equestria does this have to happen to me?

It wasn't as if Aurora was uninterested. It was that she was bored. Extremely bored. They taught her nothing about theory, nothing interesting. Class time was all about levitation for the unicorns, flying for the pegasi. But nopony really knew what to teach an earth pony. Not really. All of their magic was passive, right?

Right?

Featured: 2/24/17 - What?

That might have been a glitch with my login or something. Because it disappeared when I refreshed the page.

Featured: 3/17/17 - Okay, this one is definitely real. It didn't disappear when I refreshed the page.

The F word, a word that may mean many things. Used for the sole purpose of angry relief.

This time Applejack is really angry and simply cannot take it anymore so she uses the word on a poor victim.

Princess Luna decides that risking the lives of the Elements of Harmony time and time again is hardly the most sensible or strategic response to the threats Equestria faces, leading her to seek an alternative solution, one which will ensure Equestria's protection in a more efficient manner.

The vagrants and outcasts of Equestria then find themselves presented with a proposition, one which could ensure their futures and prosperity... Assuming they survive the tasks requested of them that is.

Additional tags: Princess Ember, Bon Bon / Sweetie Drops, Changeling.
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After Twilight and Rarity spend the night together, they get ready and go to meet their friends for breakfast.

While Twilight was teaching Starlight a new spell, a miscalcution happened and Starlight messed it up and caused a rift to open between dimension. As a result, the male mane 6 were pulled from their own dimension and brought to the mane 6 one.

As Twilight tries to figure out a way to send them back, her and the others try to help their male counterparts adjust to their new lives in their world.

Co-authors: fluttercord45 and GivingSpider

Proofreaders: Nightglimmer22, AppleMaker, Dragon Soul, and TheEngie

Not a clopfic, the sex tag is for the suggestive themes within the chapters.

Ships
Dusk Shine x Fluttershy
Twilight Sparkle x Bubble Berry
Rainbow Blitz x Applejack
Rainbow Dash x Butterscotch
Elusive x Pinkie Pie
Rarity x Applejack (r63)

When trying to focus on her studies, Sunset Shimmer is stuck watching an annoying little filly who just won't let her study.

Original Art by Baekgup

Cover image by Novel-Idea

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Two magical prodigies cast in Twilight's shadow stumble about in somepony else's story and try to find meaning in their lives.

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An affectionate parody of Tom Stoppard's Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead.
Which is in itself an absurdist and existentialist parody of Hamlet.

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(This fic takes place in the same AU as Rainbow Dash v.s. The Toilet, and although it is highly recommended you read that first, it is not required for you to do so.)

They say friendship is one of the most magical things that can happen in a young pony's life, but just how far will some friends go to help each other? Scootaloo doesn't know, but she's going to find out. For there's something she wants to do very badly.

While attending a play date at Carousel Boutique with her good friends, Scootaloo asks them if they'll help her learn how to use the potty, despite her mother claiming she isn't ready. Only, when she says potty, she really means the big one known as "The Toilet".

Scootaloo's friends say yes, not quite anticipating just how difficult the task will be. After all, the toilet is pretty big. And Sweetie Belle's big sister, Rarity, is supposed to be watching them for the duration of the playdate. But that's not going to stop Scootaloo from trying anyway. After all, everypony learns how to use the toilet sooner or later, right? So what's so wrong with getting a head start?

(Contains diapers and cuteness. A belated birthday present for Matt11, who inspired the original idea for this story which can be found here. Proofread by Smitty1038 on Deviant Art and proofread and edited by deadpansnarker on Fimfiction.)

Where did the sirens end up after Battle of the Bands? Well, why not as bunnies for a night club?

Art by Bleedman