The local crime syndicate sees Miller's lack of ID as an advantage. Before too long, our poor former human is eyeball-deep in the scum of Canterlot. Forget going home - the challenge is trying to stay one step ahead of police, criminals, and a pair of persistent mares.

Humanity is finally reaching out beyond the solar system in search of habitable planets. A disaster aboard the SSC Quasar causes the crew to abandon it, fleeing in the escape ships. Now, after years in stasis, the escape ships crash on an unknown world.

Lieutenant Cassandra Campbell's plans were simple: find the other crashed ships, search for survivors, and try to find a way to get a distress signal back to Earth in hopes of a rescue. Not long after her arrival, one of the consoles in her ship starts flashing ‘Protocol D’ in large, red letters. Now she has to figure out what it means, while trying to cooperate with the local citizens.

****** Extremely long hiatus, possibly permanently. ******

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Editing: Level Dasher : Chapters 1 - 14
Pre-reading/Editing: Admiral Biscuit : Chapter 12 - 14
Pre-reading Busstop : Chapters 10 - 13

(R1) = Updated April 07, 2015. A Slight revision and re-editing of previously posted chapters. See blog for details. (A re-read is not required)

Thank you so very much to all who have helped me with my story.

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Sail is a pegasus. Andy is a nerd. Nika used to be a Russian intelligence agent. Hawker is a porn star.
Jones works for the CIA. Shep flies the helicopter. Jeff is a mechanic.

They fight crime. Usually.

This is where volunteering for things gets you.

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Redheart agrees to do a favor for a hospital patient. It sounds like easy money, but when more is asked of her the nurse realizes she's stumbled into something much more complicated and dangerous than she could ever imagine. Unable to get away and unsure who to trust, her only hope for escape might lie in the contents of the mysterious Dominator File.

On Nightmare Night, everypony wants that authentic touch of Tartarus. Our flaming friend Sir Winifred Condemnation Inferno is working as hard as he can, but is not sure he will be able to keep up with demand. What's a poor demon to do?

A stranger appears in Equestria, blind and helpless. When Luna offers him help, both will get more than they anticipated.
But what happens when the stranger's past comes to get him...

Do not be wary of the 'Gore' tag. It's mainly to be on the safe side so the story would pass moderation. The story does contain a few 'Bloody' bits, but not things like chopped body parts and the likes

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Some of these problems are more serious than others.

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On a related note, the local vampire population increases by 100%.