A collection of short stories that make light of cultural differences and misinterpretations between species. Shit gets hella awkward, yo.

I'm so sorry, Anon...

Ponies have declared man unfit creatures. They eagerly await people to go through conversion, a strangely simple process that can change the genetic structure of a human into that of a pony. They are basically thinking that they caught humanity with its pants down, expecting us to just go along with it.

The hell were they thinking?

Discord has wonderful news for Celestia! In fact, it's news so wonderful that it might render her speechless... which is a good thing, right?

It's just one little surprise, and Discord's overjoyed... so shouldn't Celestia be too?

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A young man finds himself in the bedroom of an attractive young woman. Unfortunately, something is telling this man he's going to have a bad time. Something in the woman's eyes...

Cover art by the fantastic thegreatcat14.

Poor Snails. Poor, Poor, Poor Snails. The girl of his dreams invites him over to ask him for a favor, and who is Snails to refuse the popular Diamond Tiara?

Anthro/Aged up/pantiespantiespanties

In the wake of the Canterlot Wedding, Fluttershy has to ask Twilight a very difficult question.

No, wait, strike that. Reverse it.

The ponies of Equestria finally decide to declare their independence from Princess Celestia.

She doesn't take it well.

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Directly inspired by the songs "You'll Be Back," "What Comes Next," and "I Know Him" from 'Hamilton: An American Musical' by Lin-Manuel Miranda.

Pinkie keeps trying to throw Anon a Welcome to Our World party. Anon keeps getting injured during her attempts. But this time she totally has everything perfect. Nothing can go wrong.

Right?

Written as a patron fic request.

Bringing the Budweiser Clydesdales to Equestria seemed like a perfect way to promote the brand. After all, nobody would appreciate a team of horses more than an actual equine audience. What could possibly go wrong?

Written for the EFNW Scribblefest 2017

While Starlight Glimmer and Spike are out for the morning, Twilight Sparkle attempts a spell she found in a book. However, she wasn't prepared for what would happen after she performed it...

"TRIFLING ALICORN!"