Just for fun, Spike and Twilight try to write a Power Ponies fanfiction. Simple and easy fun, right?

Nope.

There are a few things about the fanfiction world Twilight needs to learn if she wants ponies to like her story.

Now with a French translation!

Just what is the terribly unlikely canon-shattering secret of Celestia? Once Twilight finds out, life just won't be the same...

This story is a sequel to Twilight vs. The Narrator

Princess Twilight Sparkle is tired of all the problems in her life, and she decides to solve them in an... unconventional manner.

Spontaneous crackfic idea that I had.

Every pony down in Ponyville loved Christmas a lot, but Discord who lived just north of Ponyville, did not! Discord hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season! Now please don’t ask why, no one quite knows the reason. It could be perhaps his hooves were too tight. It could be his horns weren’t screwed on just right. But I think the most likely reason of all, was his heart was two sizes too small.

Tom Perfect was the regular kind of guy to get married and spend the rest of his life watching his children roll around on the living room carpet. Unfortunately, fate enjoys giving exciting lives to those who just want to spend the rest of their lives sleeping and eating. When an unusual visitor apart from the typical floating eyeball or sentient water bottle visits Tom Perfect in his gray office cubicle at CDDC office (Center for Dimensionally Displaced Creatures), Tom did not know that fate had thrown his life out of its marble jar into the lake, where it would be eaten by a fish and later served at the Deity's Breakfast Buffet the next day. Throughout Tom's intergalactic journey with a certain blue colored mare, he would break the universe record for the longest hug with Fluttershy (14 years, 54 days, 1 hour, 43 minutes, and 17 seconds), become Pink Celestia for a year in the Girl's toys aisle, cause a fashion crisis, serve as Mayor of Ponyville for a week, teach a class of fillies, eat the left hand of Discord ("Fried and cooked to perfection," as the chef calls it ), meet the universe's biggest Brony with the intent on assimilating all that is pony-related, chat with Twilight Sparkle, party with Pinkie Pie, and somehow cause the 1456th war in Equestria, this time involving nuclear pies.

My first attempt at humor.