George Voss is cynical, misanthropic, and world-weary, his only joy being ponies.
And unfortunately for the rest of us, he’s been chosen by the Equestrian government to represent humanity so Celestia can decide whether to make contact with planet Earth.

[oneshot]
A short deconstruction of some first contact tropes.

Sunset's favorite alley cat has always been distant, only sometimes letting her get close enough to actually pet her. Not wanting an old friend to suffer out in a terrible storm, she's determined to show her a little kindness and a better life.

Fluttershy finds Sunset's porn stash.

It's... not exactly what she expected.

Rarity and Sunset say goodbye to each other as their marriage comes to an end.

This story is just one of the many stops on the Monorail! The event's theme is "trains". For a full list of content, click here! This is the 2nd stop, but be sure to check out the others! The previous stop was https://www.fimfiction.net/story/461401/friendship-on-the-infinity-train You're more than welcome to write your own addition, the only requirement is rail transport as a major plot element or location. Have fun!

An entry into the Depth in Innocence Contest.

(2020-08-10) Featured on Equestria Daily!

Rainbow Dash never learned to shave her legs. That didn't used to be a problem, but lately it's been starting to make her feel uncomfortable in front of other girls. Rarity doesn't completely understand how Rainbow feels, but she's willing to do just about anything to help out a friend.

Even if that means skipping class to give shaving instructions in the girl's locker room.

Contains trans Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and friendship

Thank you to Cynewulf, Brasta Septim and Cinder Script for helping me figure out how best to word things, and for their support in general.

When Rarity’s shopping problem gets out of hoof, it’s up to Sweetie Belle to put an end to her sprees, once and for all.

Twilight Sparkle flagrantly abuses her Come-To-Life spell, and learns a little bit about love in the process. Also, puns.

Now with actual cover art, thanks to the generous SuddenlyFerrets!

Now with a Spanish translation by Spaniard Kiwi!

Rarity supposedly has ghosts in her face. Vinyl thinks she can remove them.

Celestia is a princess, elegant, regal, and certainly not secretly trying to mess with everyone around her for her own amusement...

Brought to you by watching Jordanis play Untitled Goose Game a bunch. Plus having Celestia be the goose instead of making Celestia deal with the goose was also his idea, and he edited it super well, so pretty much this is Jordanis' story, I just wrote bits of it.

Story is now complete!

Sunset Shimmer is dead.

A piece of evidence points to one of the girls being the killer.

It's up to Rarity to figure out who.

Proofread by Undome Tinwe.

Written for the Sunset Shipping Contest: Endings.

"...a most engrossing mystery." - FanOfMostEverything

"Excellent character work with Rarity." - PresentPerfect