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The Narwhal Assassin


Professional Shut-In, Armchair Orator, History Meme Fanatic, and Universal Annoyance. I argue about politics on the Internet to distract myself from the wreck that is my life.

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It was the best thing to happen to you since you graduated. Your dreams started being visited by the most beautiful girl you've ever seen. She told you her name's Twilight and that she just wants to be with you.

You were skeptical at first, who wouldn't be? But the dreams got better with each time you went in. You quickly got a prescription for sleeping pills to help you stay in bed longer. The unfortunate side-effect is that you now have to "wake yourself up" in the dream by bashing your head in.

But it's all worth it to get to stay with Twilight. She's the light of your dull life, even if you do have friends to hang out with and a job to go to. How could anything go wrong with a love like this?

(Was meant to be my Halloween story, but I got jumped with exams and some personal stuff, so here it is now)

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It's nice living with somepony you're close to. It's even nicer to share the same bed with that somepony, like Lyra and Bon Bon. Sometimes, it's just nice to sit next to them and watch your loved one sleep, especially when they talk in their sleep.

But when Bon Bon catches Lyra talking in her sleep, she isn't going to like what she hears.

I felt bad for Regidar being forced onto this earth, so I wrote him a short B-Day present. Enjoy!

Edited with the help of Flint Sparks, Skeeter the Lurker, and The Abyss

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This story is a sequel to Not a Monster


The infamous battle of the bands brought plenty of change to Canterlot High School and our protagonist, for better or for worse. As his relationship with Sunset grows sour, he attempts to start a new chapter in his life. To do this, he turns to none other than the recently defeated "Dazzlings," even though he is almost certain the decision will end badly.

Cover Art by Akuama

Featured 11/12/2014 Thanks for the support!

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After the Battle of the Bands fiasco, Adagio has to live with the shame of losing all of the sirens' powers.

The problem is... she's not sure that she can.


Edited by Cerulean Voice!

Cover art by WX42, used with permission!


Added to Twilight's Library on 12/22/2014

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Aria Blaze is history's most prolific composer. Writing music constantly for upwards of a thousand years will earn you that title. Now, after a defeat which robbed the three sirens of a magic they've known their entire lives, she relies more than ever on her passion to carry her through an uncertain time. Whatever form fate thrusts upon her, she will never stop making music, and that's all that matters...or it would be, if she could get one roommate to stop pestering her, and the other to stop a downward spiral of self-destruction.

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The Dazzlings are a formidable trio, but after a week of staying home together, Adagio is anxious to get away from her two companions for a while, and they split up for the day to catch up on personal needs and simple errands they had to put off all week. Nothing they can't handle, right?

Featured 11/16/14!

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The dazzlings: Adagio Dazzle, Sonata Dusk, and Aria Blaze have been defeated in the battle of bands. They are broken and with no mode of sustaining themselves until Adagio sees Sunset's magic book....

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Twilight just got to the human world(again) and hears the whole situation about the Dazzlings. Adagio sees that she can be a threat and decides to take care of her. But not by getting rid of her, instead she wants Twilight to join them. How will they do that? Who knows? Will Sonata get her tacos? Just read and find out. Only slightly dark.

Warning this is my first story, constructive criticism is welcomed, and sorry if you don't like it. Enjoy.

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Having been defeated by the Rainbooms, losing their dark powers, and even their ability to sing, the Dazzlings are all but happy with how Adagio's plan went. But, as they did when defeated before, they will brush themselves off and keep moving forward.. Now they have to continue living in this world, without their powers this time. As they go on, however, they will start to notice some changes amongst themselves, and realize just how this tragedy affected each of them.

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It has been weeks since the defeat of the Dazzlings, and Sunset Shimmer's friendships have only gotten stronger. Whilst finally relaxing in the times of peace, Sunset discovers an old enemy: Sonata Dusk. Strangely alone and apparently homeless, Sonata's luck seems to be at its all time low.
Seeing a little of herself in the former siren, Sunset embarks on a mission to help Sonata find friendship.

(For anyone who liked the old cover art, here's a side-by-side comparison of the old and new: http://daniel-gleebits.deviantart.com/art/Go-Compare-Twiddles-moustache-581352606 )

TV Tropes page: Feel free to add whatever tropes you find :raritywink:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/TheEveningSonata

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