My name is Dio Brando. I'm 120 years old. My house is was at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean, but is now in a nice mansion in Cairo, and I am not married. I work as the soon-to-be king of the world, and I get home every day by 8 AM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I eat a lot of bread. I'm in bed by 11 AM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm maiden's blood and doing about twenty minutes of poses before going to bed, I usually have no problems

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Not dead. Wish I was, but that’s besides the point
So, guess who graduated high school. I was feeling euphoric, but now I’m very melancholy.

But, no, this isn’t a grand return. I made the decision to leave, and I’m sticking to it. I just feel that you all deserved something of a check-in after such a momentous event.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Johnny Test. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of genetics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Dookie's cynical outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Nietzschean literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that

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HAPPY NEW YEAR

https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/703868/i-dont-think-so
Love: I guess I did find that
Marriage: I'm 17, so...no
Health: I've lost a lot of weight this year

So...I guess it was accurate after all!

https://www.fimfiction.net/group/1565/christian-bronies/thread/279489/copying-a-soul-thought-experiment

I'm not a Marxist.
Communism relies on the good of man. Man is not inherently good.
Absolute power corrupts absolutely.

I have become that which I condemned and I fucking love it

1) Name? The Narwhal Assassin
2) Height? 5'10-11
3) Weight? Idk
4) Age? 17
5) Birthday? August 22
6) Girl Bestfriend? Someone IRL
7) Guy Bestfriend? Someone IRL
8) Crush? Someone IRL who's unobtainable
9) Ever fell in love? Sadly, yes.
10) Favorite Food? Hamburger.
11) Last Text? Several images to a friend, last word text was "I'm behind you"
12) Longest relationship?

13) Battery Percentage? Phone: 100%, Laptop: 99%

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I sent my laptop to a repair shop yesterday. The charging port was in disrepair.
I got it back today, and the charger port is fixed. But now the keyboard won't work.
Now I have to take it to the repair place AGAIN.

I have my alarm set so I always wake up at 6:00. This has been the status quo for the last few years.

This morning, I woke up at 5:00. No alarm, just me waking up. It was actually pretty cool, because I woke up and recognized "oh my, I've got another hour of sleep". I just curled up in the fetal position with the biggest smile on my face.