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The Narwhal Assassin


Professional Shut-In, Armchair Orator, History Meme Fanatic, and Universal Annoyance. I argue about politics on the Internet to distract myself from the wreck that is my life.

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  • 298 weeks
    D I O

    My name is Dio Brando. I'm 120 years old. My house is was at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean, but is now in a nice mansion in Cairo, and I am not married. I work as the soon-to-be king of the world, and I get home every day by 8 AM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I eat a lot of bread. I'm in bed by 11 AM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm

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    1 comments · 340 views
  • 311 weeks
    Hey, Guys

    Not dead. Wish I was, but that’s besides the point :twilightsmile:
    So, guess who graduated high school. I was feeling euphoric, but now I’m very melancholy.

    But, no, this isn’t a grand return. I made the decision to leave, and I’m sticking to it. I just feel that you all deserved something of a check-in after such a momentous event.

    2 comments · 299 views
  • 330 weeks
    Johnny Test

    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Johnny Test. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of genetics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Dookie's cynical outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Nietzschean literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff;

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    9 comments · 684 views
  • 331 weeks
    HAPPY NEW YEAR

    HAPPY NEW YEAR

    3 comments · 364 views
  • 331 weeks
    Let's Revisit This

    https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/703868/i-dont-think-so
    Love: I guess I did find that
    Marriage: I'm 17, so...no
    Health: I've lost a lot of weight this year

    So...I guess it was accurate after all!

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Dec
26th
2017

Let's Revisit This · 4:07am Dec 26th, 2017

https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/703868/i-dont-think-so
Love: I guess I did find that
Marriage: I'm 17, so...no
Health: I've lost a lot of weight this year

So...I guess it was accurate after all!

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