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The Narwhal Assassin


Professional Shut-In, Armchair Orator, History Meme Fanatic, and Universal Annoyance. I argue about politics on the Internet to distract myself from the wreck that is my life.

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  • 298 weeks
    D I O

    My name is Dio Brando. I'm 120 years old. My house is was at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean, but is now in a nice mansion in Cairo, and I am not married. I work as the soon-to-be king of the world, and I get home every day by 8 AM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I eat a lot of bread. I'm in bed by 11 AM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm

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  • 311 weeks
    Hey, Guys

    Not dead. Wish I was, but that’s besides the point :twilightsmile:
    So, guess who graduated high school. I was feeling euphoric, but now I’m very melancholy.

    But, no, this isn’t a grand return. I made the decision to leave, and I’m sticking to it. I just feel that you all deserved something of a check-in after such a momentous event.

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  • 330 weeks
    Johnny Test

    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Johnny Test. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of genetics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Dookie's cynical outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Nietzschean literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff;

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  • 331 weeks
    HAPPY NEW YEAR

    HAPPY NEW YEAR

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  • 331 weeks
    Let's Revisit This

    https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/703868/i-dont-think-so
    Love: I guess I did find that
    Marriage: I'm 17, so...no
    Health: I've lost a lot of weight this year

    So...I guess it was accurate after all!

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Jan
7th
2018

Johnny Test · 8:57am Jan 7th, 2018

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Johnny Test. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of genetics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Dookie's cynical outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Nietzschean literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Johnny Test truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Johnny’s self-reflecting catchphrase “Whoa, didn't see that coming,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Lewis’s American epic It Can't Happen Here. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Scott Fellows’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Johnny Test tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

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Comments ( 9 )

I have a feeling that either this is a joke post or someone else took over our comrade's account.

Were you on a cocktail of medicine at this time?

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Johnny Test

You're not wrong. It's nearly impossible to understand why anyone would like this show.

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This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

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