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1) Name? The Narwhal Assassin
2) Height? 5'10-11
3) Weight? Idk
4) Age? 17
5) Birthday? August 22
6) Girl Bestfriend? Someone IRL
7) Guy Bestfriend? Someone IRL
8) Crush? Someone IRL who's unobtainable
9) Ever fell in love? Sadly, yes.
10) Favorite Food? Hamburger.
11) Last Text? Several images to a friend, last word text was "I'm behind you"
12) Longest relationship?

13) Battery Percentage? Phone: 100%, Laptop: 99%
14) Eye Color? Blue
15) Addiction? MEMES
16) Favorite Song? I really enjoy this version of "Die Wacht am Rhein" by Heino.
17) Favorite Animal? Humans
18) Want kids? Maybe one.
19) Sing in the Shower? Yes.
20) One Wish? To be happy
21) Best time in your life? Pending
22) Country you live in? United States of America
23) Pets? 3 dogs
24) Plan on getting married? If my hypothetical girlfriend will have me
25) Favorite subject? History
26) First Kiss? Fuck my life
27) Insecure? Cripplingly
28) Ever self harmed? Cut? No. Other methods? I've punched myself before.
29) Who do you love? Family and friends.
30) Miss anyone? My grandmother was a lovely woman.
31) Hair color? Dark brown
32) Relationship status? Pining pathetically and wallowing in self-pity
33) Last song you heard? A modern pop version of "Katyusha"
34) Biggest Fear? Fire, snakes, heights, loneliness
35) Believe in ghosts? No
36) Something you hate? The Bougeoisie
37) Favorite TV show? The Office
38) Favorite Movie? Ingolrious Basterds
39) Favorite Book? Fatherland
40) Favorite Food? Already answered
41) Jealous Of? People who don't have frequent bouts of crippling depression
42) Star Sign? Leo
43) Middle Name? Mother's maiden name
44) Worst Habit? Self-pity
45) Number Of Siblings? None
46) Their Names? N/A
47) Sports you play? None
48) Best friend ever? IRL guy
49) Embarrassing moment? No comment.
50) Future career choice? Something that makes me happy