The 6 Hippies of Harmony need to leave their hick town to once again save their hippy planet from hippy villains. This time however, the numbnuts didn't have time to hire a babysitter.

THAT'S WHERE I COME IN MAGGOTS!

A MLP/TF2 Crossoever inspired by the cover image.

Not to be taken seriously at all. This is just something that I'm doing to try and get my muse going again.

An open flame and a lot of gas was all it took to kill me. After my death, I discovered I wasn't in my home, or my body. Then I believed I was in the game Half Life 2, then...well I don't know anymore. After discovering what I assumed were horses, I tried to communicate. Then it ended up with me losing my nerve and hiding from them while staring from afar. Creepy I know. But can you blame me?

I'm stuck in an Advisor's body. A being that's built for killing and commanding. But for some odd reason...I don't feel distraught over it.

(Special thanks to my EPIC Editor ultra1437)

(Notice how LONG the first hundred paragraphs are...that's normal.)(HAH! MY IMAGE IS NOW FILLED WITH GORE!)

The Dragonborn, a legendary warrior capable of absorbing a slain Dragon's soul, and knowledge, directly, forever killing it. The Last Dragonborn had defeated the first, stopped the plans of a Vampire cult, and built his own lakeside home, before finally slaying Alduin the World Eater and fulfilling his fate. Now, after all the challenges he has faced, the Dragonborn is sent to a realm where Friendship is Magic, and there is no mead. Finally, to cap things off, he kind of... well...
Became a Dragon.

EDIT: I have created a group for anyone who would like to make similar fics.
Tiny Pony

This is based off the semi-popular Warhammer 40k fanfiction version called TinyHammer

What happens when you have teeny tiny ponies living in your bedroom?

How will they take being the size of your thumb?

How will you deal with the Changelings, Minotaurs, Griffons, Buffalos, and Dragons that came along for the ride?

How will Pinkie react to human sized cupcakes?
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I don't own My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic or Warhammer 40k.
Please support the official releases.

A horrible Cataclysm has turned all of Equestria into a Wasteland of barren ash and twilight desolation. The Sun and the Moon have been destroyed. Everypony has died--including Princesses Luna and Celestia. But one pony miraculously survives; she is a lone wanderer, the last of her kind, surrounded by menacing creatures that hate her. She navigates the Wastes in an airship and scavenges off the blighted landscape to keep herself alive.

Then one day she meets an old companion who grants her a gift, the chance to go back in time to the warm and sunny days of Ponyville, where her dead friends live in happiness. How far will the last pony venture into this joyous age of Equestria, even if she fully knows that there is no way to change the horrible fate of everypony she loves?

2013 Edition: Smaller Chapters, Better Grammar, and a Few New Scenes

(A shout-out to Vimbert, pre-reader and gentlecolt)

When the Elements of Harmony defeated Discord, they did their job too well, and completely undid all of the things Discord directly did...

... Like send a subcontinent from earth into a pocket dimension so he could focus properly on his toys. And now Equestria has appeared on Earth.

Yet, neither side was completely ignorant of the other. On Earth, there was the show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" and in Equestria there was the ever popular movie serial "The Dark World: Technology is Courage" which was a favorite of colts everywhere as well as the "Pumans".

And now both sides learn through an event that the other is real. Come join us as we watch as both sides learn to work and live together. And as they find out that events on their respective fiction was not as nice as it seemed as we widen the lenses of the view points...

A Round Robin created on SpaceBattles of which I am a participant and am posting with all their permission.

This story is a sequel to The Wizard and the Lonely Princess

Book Two of the Lonelyverse

Having returned to the Dursleys after a highly eventful first year at Hogwarts, Harry and the alicorns had been looking forward to unwinding. As it turned out, all their hopes were for nought. Between summer shenanigans, a crazy house elf, and learning Potter family history, they've got a full summer ahead of themselves. And when they get back to Hogwarts, they'll have to deal with giant snakes, idiotic teachers, and a gathering darkness. With things going off the rails, they've got a long year ahead of them.

And if they survive that, they still got to deal with the strange power surges and dreams that both Luna and Nim have been having since soon after the Summer Solstice...

Other stories in the Lonelyverse:
The Wizard and the Lonely Princess
Hooves, Plush, and Magic: The Untold Tales
The Wizard and the Lonely Princess: Hallowe'en Special
A Nightmare Christmas

Mort, also known as the Pale Pony (of Death), has been tasked to take time off from his rigorous duties of reaping souls. Seeking guidance, he is directed towards the town of Ponyville, to learn about the magic of friendship from Twilight Sparkle and her friends. All he needs to do is keep his true nature a secret. That shouldn't be too difficult...right?

Special thanks to Specter-Von-Baren and Pyrite Foolsgold for their help in proofreading and editing this story, as I really needed it. Additional thanks to Pilate, Chuckle5, Unimpressive Vagaries and Admiral Biscuit as well! Couldn't have done it without all their help!

Credit for the title card goes to Siansaar, AKA Carnifex.

For another excellent take on Mort, check out Sip's version!

Xeon Sharpblade was just a stallion who loved his job. But after a one-night stand with a unicorn mare, he finds himself in an awkward situation.
XEON
XEON
(Greythorn, the overweight guard)
LightArrow
Turtle Shell
Nightcore
(Oc's are okay. I will try to add as many as I can)

The first hint I was given that everything was not going to plan, was a purple alicorn staring at me. The second was a small purple and green dragon baby doing the same, puffing smoke.

The most annoying, was that I was only able to move my head, as the rest of me was locked in place by either spell or magical inhibitors.

This is going to go great!