This fanfic attempts to answer the age-old question: What if a human found himself in Equestria? And what if that human was was one of the greatest actors in the world?
Follow his journey as he tries to get back home or at least get a decent cup of coffee...

My first attempt at an fanfic of any kind. Please give constructive criticism if you have any.
Enjoy.

Artemis is out jogging where he falls and finds him self in a strange yet somewhat familiar world.
Sent to the town of ponyville to live with the princess's student he has to find a role in which to live.
How will he cope, especially when around every corner is something which will merely bruise a pony but slay a human.

Chapter 1 and 2 rewrites complete.

Ambushed. Defeated. Broken. Banished from his world, he expected his story to end, his revenge unfulfilled. Instead, he found himself in a new world - a world of peace, tranquility, and harmony.

May God help them.

Gucci Mane, a rapper hailing from Georgia, escapes death only to end up in a hospital bed. Where he is, how he survived, and what's happened in the time he's been out become void subjects once he finds some drugs and talking horses moseying around a town. When all else fails when trying to explain it to himself, more drugs becomes an option.

Watch as the iciest rapper out there tackles the freakiest experience any human could ever hope to encounter: Ending up in Equestria. Let's just hope things won't take a violent turn for the worse once Gucci realizes what he's seeing is real. Pfft, like that'll happen, right?

"I just want to let everyone know that I'm not a murderer." - Radric "Gucci Mane" Davis

When Fluttershy finds a human in her backyard trying to eat one of her chickens, she and a majority of the residents of Ponyville only want this dangerous creature as far away from their town as possible.

After a less than stellar first impression, Derpy Hooves and the human struggle to quell the rumors surrounding his diet, and convince the townsfolk that he's harmless.

Will the human be able to make himself meek enough to coexist? Or will he be driven out of town with torches and pitchforks?

Each chapter is told from the perspective of a different pony.

(Dark Souls Crossover)
Solaire of Astora has experienced the terrifying moments of his tragic existence fending his very soul from demons and undead that plagued his land. His essence dedicated to the truth and his soul bound to the everlasting glow of the sun. Through his own leadership had he shone a beacon of hope throughout the ravaged land of Lordran. But to every soul, their bodies must end. When Solaire is imprisoned to a fate unknown after his final confrontation by the very demon that caused his hell, a new light shines through the darkness of the barriers between life and death. A light greater then the sun itself, and it's glow draws Solaire closer and closer until the world he once knew was but a vision behind him.

Cave is a sixteen-year old, airsoft-playing, anti-brony who constantly gets annoyed by all of the conversations he hears regarding My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic from his friends who recently became bronies. As if things couldn't get any worse, he suffers a mysterious bike accident while on his way to an airsoft game and ends up in the fresh-air smelling, sugary sweet land known as Equestria. Now, he must find out how he got there, especially a way to escape the land of ponies, or else he just may be stuck there forever! As much as he is very ticked off to be stranded in his worst nightmare, he may, at some point, realize that his brony friends may be right about the show after all. But for now, it's him, his airsoft gun, a bunch of girly ponies, and one heck-of-an adventure.

NOTE: The story takes place BEFORE the return of the Crystal Empire. Characters will be added as soon as they appear in the story.

Rated: Teen for Extreme Action, Suggestive Themes, and Violence

Having a bad day is no fun, but when you wind up in a fantastically different world because of that bad day, it just becomes confusing. And finding out you aren't the only on in this predicament that leads to an adventure, makes it all the crazier!

When the Elements of Harmony defeated Discord, they did their job too well, and completely undid all of the things Discord directly did...

... Like send a subcontinent from earth into a pocket dimension so he could focus properly on his toys. And now Equestria has appeared on Earth.

Yet, neither side was completely ignorant of the other. On Earth, there was the show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" and in Equestria there was the ever popular movie serial "The Dark World: Technology is Courage" which was a favorite of colts everywhere as well as the "Pumans".

And now both sides learn through an event that the other is real. Come join us as we watch as both sides learn to work and live together. And as they find out that events on their respective fiction was not as nice as it seemed as we widen the lenses of the view points...

A Round Robin created on SpaceBattles of which I am a participant and am posting with all their permission.

A good 16 years before the return of Nightmare Moon, another fantastic event occurred in Canterlot. All it took was one human who discovered the secrets of ponies, a zealous guard that would do everything for his country and a Princess who only wanted the wellbeing of her people.

A big thank you to Raharu for some ideas and an even bigger thank you to E.D. Garnot for proof reading this. If I don't get featured on EqD, it will only be because I didn't follow your advices stringently enough.

My main hideout: http://peacelovingmadman.deviantart.com/

Oh, for anyone interested, the story is a crossover with Tribunal from which it borrows its red thread. There is, I'd wager, little Elder Scrolls to actually be found here, unless you look really hard.