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Stillmatic


Trillest and Illest Alive.

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Gucci Mane, a rapper hailing from Georgia, escapes death only to end up in a hospital bed. Where he is, how he survived, and what's happened in the time he's been out become void subjects once he finds some drugs and talking horses moseying around a town. When all else fails when trying to explain it to himself, more drugs becomes an option.

Watch as the iciest rapper out there tackles the freakiest experience any human could ever hope to encounter: Ending up in Equestria. Let's just hope things won't take a violent turn for the worse once Gucci realizes what he's seeing is real. Pfft, like that'll happen, right?

"I just want to let everyone know that I'm not a murderer." - Radric "Gucci Mane" Davis

Chapters (3)
Comments ( 34 )

I stopped reading after paragraph one.

Wait, Discord and Diamond Dogs? Eeeyup, definitely not reading this.

this shit gon' be gud. Dont mind the haters, just keep writing. Everyone's got different opinions ah' guess :ajbemused:

It's a good thing nigga rhymes with nigga or else this rappin' thing would be hard!

BURR BURR. YO MAH NIGGA DIS SHIT IS DAT GOOD SHIT MAH NIGGA WHATS GOOD.

I thought I was the only black person here! Damn sad he hasn't made any good music in awhile though.

I can only imagion what the fuck you were smoking when you wrote this...CAUSE I WANT SOME!!! :pinkiecrazy:

Let's see where this goes. :pinkiehappy:

I'm so happy you wrote this. It inspired a story in a way.

Holla atcha boi my man. This shit is bangin.

Yo nigga, I'm so proud dis shit be gettin' updated! Of course Icey will have lots of the sexy times with many mares, because his swag and flow draw out hunnies to him.

Dis shit' be bangin yo. Dont be intimidated by the haters dislikin n' shit.

Somehow, I'm not surprised that Gucci would spike the brownies. Once I read that Carrot Cake wanted to make brownies, I just knew this was going to happen! :rainbowlaugh:

Can't wait til the next chapter, and see what kinda of crazy shit our rapper does next!

Oh! and the name is "Capt. Rico Sakara." Just so you know next time. :pinkiehappy:

Oh shiz dawg this thiz gotz updated?

Gucchi! Just seeing him act like this makes me laugh my ass off!

This shit is fucking golden. I love this story.

Keep writing man.

I laughed so hard when i saw the tittle and thumbnail

Nigga, I knew Discord would be com'n soona or later. :rainbowlaugh:

Keep up the good work, son! :pinkiehappy:

That song made me lol big UPS to biggie reference! Fuck da haters!

"Humming to himself, Gucci stuck his tongue out into the air. It met the blunt he recently rolled, a fine piece of art, and gave it a good amount of fluid in order to stick together."

Is the 'fluid' a reference to formaldehyde? Some drug dealers dip their marijuana in formaldehyde for an added hallucinogenic effect. It's commonly referred to as 'sherrm'. In any case... I couldn't read anymore after the first bits of dialogue. They speak too well like rappers. Uneducated and dimwitted to the point of slurring their words together without the use of alcohol.

Good writing though.

I am a grandmaster in the art of Wu Tang Shadowboxing.

This fic is rather underrated (severely actually). It doesn't suffer from much of the pitfalls other HiE fics have. It doesn't have atrocious grammar. There is tangible character development. And it just seems genuine. No one is portrayed inaccurately, and nothing seems forced.

I'm willing to bet many simply down-voted because of DA SCARY HIP -HOP. ("We have nothing against rap. We have nothing against rappers. What we don't like are those...THUGS...")

Tis a shame.

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Thank you for understanding my plight. People just don't seem to understand where I was going with this and just dropped it. It's kind of sad, actually.

Also, you're pretty thuggish and ruggish for understanding that.

Hate the rapper, how the hell did this make it to The Good HiE Fics.

Nah, I'm kidding, ain't showing nonhate or love. :twilightsmile:

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It's alright, I recognize the fact you hate comedy or good HiE's. It makes sense.

2571657Hate comedy? Hate HiE fics? I write two myself, and a Molestia fic that is Full of comedy! :rainbowlaugh:

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Then you would understand the uphill battle I face with this story!

2571717Wait wait wait, you listen to old school? :rainbowhuh:

Sheeit, let me show some love to this fic then, right real quick. I like old school over new school, and if any person here the same, well then hell the fucking yes.

Comment posted by Stillmatic deleted Dec 7th, 2013
Comment posted by Wrangle Wolfe deleted May 3rd, 2014

Reading this eight years later... funny af

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