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David Carrian can't help but be attached to his amazing, very expensive computer. As such, when a virus sneaks onto his system without his knowing, he puts all of his focus and knowledge into removing the threat that is screwing with his memory and CPU.

But he hears something coming from his headphones. A quiet, almost unnoticeable voice cries out from behind the computer screen. On one hand, knowing that the virus is playing such sickening sound effects drives him harder to fix the problem. On the other however, he stops to think after he finally makes out the words said to him...

"...Help me..."


This tale follows heavily on the Slice-of-Life and drama side of things, but sways towards adventure halfway through the story. As of Chapter 13 (treehouse.exe V1.31), we have not reached that point yet.

Episodes beyond season three episode two are ignored.


Click here to listen to a reading of the first chapter by Griffin Productions!

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Strange is the night where black stars rise,
And strange moons circle through the skies,
Yet stranger still is,
Lost Carcosa.
Song of my soul, my voice is dead,
Die thou unsung as tears unshed,
Must dry and die in,
Lost Carcosa.

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Twilight hasn't really been responding to her mother's letters. It wasn't really her fault, there was so much going on in the meantime! She thought she could have swept it under the rug, but now they're going to visit?! What's a mare to do?!

An appropriately apologetic fic to MustacheMerlin.

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Every pony down in Ponyvile liked winter a lot, but Rainbow Dash who lived just above Ponyville, did NOT.

The story of how Rainbow stole Winter, done in the style of how the Grinch stole Christmas.


This is just something I did for some fun after seeing a cool bit of art
by MattsyKun
Which is the pitcher that I'm using as the cover for this fic,
so thank you to MattsyKun for letting me use it!
Here is a link to her Deviantart page http://mattsykun.deviantart.com/ go look at her stuff!, you know you want too :raritywink:

Here is a fic reading done by Agent Fluffy go give them some love if you enjoyed this.

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This story is a sequel to Celestia Makes Dinner.


One average afternoon, one average princess, one average town, and one average grocery list... Perhaps it would be best not to explore it.

An ordinary one-shot about innocent Cadance doing perhaps one of the most mundane things... Once more, perhaps it would be best not to explore it.

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After a crushing defeat suffered from her ungrateful citizens, Starlight Glimmer continues her crusade of bringing Harmony to Equestria. To spread her philosophy further, she sets up a pawn shop in downtown Manehattan where everypony can exchange their cutie mark for a handful of bits. Everypony needs money, but those who don't pay the loan back in time have to say farewell to their talent, becoming yet another follower of equality Starlight dreams about.

The best part? It's all legal. It's not like anypony reads terms and conditions, ever.


Reviewed by The Goodfic Bin here! Available in Chinese here!

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After antagonizing Timmy Turner one too many times, Norm gets wished away by the buck tooth wonder, permanently. Through pure coincidence, he winds up in possession of three former sirens turned human who have seen much better days. Will Norm put aside his normal disdain for those who rub his lamp and help the sirens?
Warning: May contain comedy.
Cover art is by SkycatcherEQ, thank you!
Featured May 14, 2015 and another feature on the one year anniversary April 8, 2016

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(Clean family-friendly comedy with adorable Celestia being adorable, absolutely nothing explicit) Now with youtube readings! The Gentlemanly Reading by The Magpie, the Scientific-Plushie-Method reading by HanaYoriUta, And the Manly Reading by CaptainBron3y!


Should you find yourself a visitor to Equestria, it would benefit you to be able to tell a pony's rubby-tubby from his or her boop-button and fuzzy-wuzzy. Herein is your definitive guide, written by an expert upon the science. Published with the royal approval of Her Royal Majesty Princess Luna and the silent tolerance of Her Royal Majesty Princess Celestia.

Published by the Royal Canterlot Publishing House for the Royal Equestrian Diplomatic Mission to Earth. For human audiences only. No alicorns (or humans) were harmed in the making of this guide.


Inspired by this thread by Nuke

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Shining Armor is a tooth. Really. Princess Luna says so.


With a reading that had once been done by Scarlett Blade, only now missing (darn).

And a review by Present Perfect.

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After noticing that Pinkie has a peculiar talent -- one she's only seen once before -- Twilight decides to have a little fun while doing some research. Yes, it's time for the first Ponyville Pony Throw-Off, between Prince Shining Armor and Pinkie Pie! Who will win? It's anypony's game!

Placed 16th out of 49 entries in the October 2014 writeoff, "Just Over the Horizon".

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