"Nobody ever takes the Mars option." Norm mumbled to himself as he parked the light blue sedan in the parking lot of the high school. "It's always some convoluted plot." The genie, currently disguised as a human, meaning he turned his tail into a set of legs and stopped floating, got out of the car, and was quickly followed by his three masters. They had changed out of the magically restored rags into some proper clothing, though they had complained that it was too plain and not their style. Well what did they expect? That he would magically know their styles and personal fashion choices? Well, yes. He could have gonged them up the perfect outfits for them all, in their styles and they would have loved it if he wanted to. But he didn't. So all three of them were wearing plain colored T-shirts and pants with white shoes and some necklaces that Adagio had wished up.
He tapped his foot impatiently as the three grabbed their bags from the back of the sedan. Honestly, what kind of semi-immortal wants to bother with school, even for revenge? After Adagio had come back from the kitchen, having forced Sonata and Aria to clean up the pots and pans that the two had somehow caused to fall over the floor, even though they were all safely stacked in a cabinet near the floor and had no reason to tumble out and all over the place, the girl had taken the time to explain to Norm their situation. They were sirens, from an parallel universe where everything was pretty much ponyfied that were banished by some wizard dude roughly a thousand years ago and had been causing mischief to maintain their powers while stuck in this human world. Oh, and they wanted revenge on a bunch of teenage girls, one of which is a pony princess, for foiling their attempt to drain the school of negative emotion through mind control and destroying their magical singing voice and turning them human.
Norm was laughing for a good ten minutes when she had finished.
"Well, what are we waiting for ladies? Let's get this show on the road." Norm began walking towards the school, the three following behind.
"Are you sure you know what to do?" Adagio whispered as they passed a group of girls sitting around a statue.
Norm snorted. "All I got to do is finalize your enrollment in this dump, it's not exactly rocket science kid." He ruffled her hair, ignoring her protests, "How hard could it be?"
Adagio was about to retort, when a woman's voice cut in.
"Excuse me," A woman with light blue skin and blue and purple hair walked up to the group, who were now standing in a hallway filled with trophy cases, "Are you Mr. MacDonald?"
Norm looked over at the woman and plastered a smile on his face, while Adagio walked back to her fellow sirens, swiping at Sonatas hand which had been making it's way towards her hair. "Yes Ma'am! And you must be Vice Principal Luna, I recognize your voice from the phone. Though I must say," He lowered his glasses, allowing his purple eye's to show over the rims, " I much prefer talking to you in person."
Luna shot him a flat look. "Yes, well, if you and your," She glanced suspicisly at the sirens standing behind Norm, who smiled at her innocently, "Daughters would follow me, we have a bit of paper work we need you to fill out before they will be allowed to attend class."
"Let's go, girls." Norm said as he followed the rather attractive Vice Principal.
The sirens nodded their consent and followed. Adagio had came up with the 'ingenious' plan for the sirens to act as though they were their human counterparts, while Norm posed as their father, so they could get into the school and learn more about their enemies. Norm wasn't a big fan of the idea, neither was Aria for that matter, but it wasn't exactly like he had a choice in the matter, not after Adagio had wished that he and Aria would follow her overly complicated and totally unnecessary plan.
Why couldn't she have chosen Mars?
Sure she could have just wished to know all of her enemies secrets, or for everyone to just accept the fact they were suddenly back in school, or even make them forget they ever left or why they were mad in the first place, but no. It has to be some over complicated plot full of chances for error and deceit. Honestly, the young and mortals have no common sense. Makes me glad I don't have kids. He shot a sidelong look at his young masters. Well, actual kids. I'm just glad she didn't wish for me to be their father and just that I would pretend I was for this stupid plan of hers. It would probably end with all of us embarrassed beyond belief.
"Here we are." Luna announced as they stopped in front of a door, "I must ask that your children stay outside as we finish the paper work. It should not take more than a few moments and I trust that they," She shot the teens a suspicious look, "Shall be able to stay out of trouble?"
Aria stepped forward, a pleasant smile on her face. "Of course, Vice Principal Luna. We would never dream of causing any trouble." Norm wondered how much it hurt Aria to act that nice. "Have a pleasant conversation, father."
Norm nodded, stepping into the office, Luna following a second later.
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"I think I'm going to hurl." Aria moaned after the door was completely shut. The normally sour siren put a hand to her stomach and the other against the wall, the act of being nice taking its toll on her.
"Oh suck it up."Adagio rolled her eyes at Aria's dramatics. "It can't be that bad acting even a little nice, and if it is your just going to have to buckle up and deal with it. You got to act that way through every class and social interaction in and around school for now."
"Don't remind me." Aria groaned as she sunk to the floor.
Sonata happily plopped down next to Aria, "Come on Aria, it can't be that bad! And if it is, just imagine all the horrible, mind numbing things you can wish for when it's your turn with Norm! That ought to cheer you up!" Sonata stared off into the distance and shivered, a look of horror and joy on her face, "I almost pity them." The look on the blue sirens face slightly unnerved Adagio, though her reminder that it was almost her turn with the genie did get a smirk from Aria.
"Your right for once, Sonata. It is almost my turn," Aria smirked, "And soon the world shall know my wrath!" The siren chuckled evilly, only to receive a smack to the head, courtesy of Adagio. The purple siren let out a yelp of pain. "What was that for?"
Adagio sent her an unamused look, "You were going all crazy again. And besides, we're still in the hall way, so get back in character."
Aria groaned, "I hate this plan."
"Hey!" A familiar and not at all welcome voice suddenly called out from down the hallway, "What are you three doing back here?" There, down the hallway and accompanied by the ever shy Fluttershy, was Rainbow Dash, and she did not look happy.
"Correction," Aria groaned, standing back up, "I really don't like this plan."