Shameless Feelfic #3487 Starring Derpy the Talking Horse
There's a silly little pony named Derpy who needs a friend. You, ®The Only Human in Equestria™, are eager to fill this position. Second person, overly feely, emotionally manipulative, wish fulfillment nonsense. Served up hot and with a smile, just the way you like it.
Special thanks to anon for preliminary feedback and help with the title, as always.

Derpy Hooves is a simple mare living in Ponyville, a mailmare in fact. As a mailmare, her job is to deliver her packages no matter what, and under no circumstances can she overlook this rule. Today Princess Twilight herself gives Derpy a package! What could possibly go wrong?

Last night, Twilight went to a party.

Today she woke up.

Now she wants to kill Pinkie.

After some apocalyptic events, a man awakens in a land he recognizes all too well, in the house of a cyan blue pegasus with a rainbow-colored mane, with a body that is not his own. Simply put, this is the story of how he copes with his new life and with the relationship he shares with Rainbow Dash.

Sometimes, it is better to speak without saying anything at all. But when not saying anything at all is the only option, it can make life much harder.

A man awakes in a new place, alone, yet not. Will he meet someone, or somepony, that will accept him for his differences?

After a strange alien creature named Anon suddenly showed up in Equestria, it was only natural that Twilight Sparkle would want to help him adjust to his new environment. To do so, she enlists the help of local school teacher Ms. Cheerilee. With her guidance, Anon should be able to learn how to do things the "pony way," and before he knows it, he'll be another friendly face in Ponyville's growing community.

Unfortunately, Cheerilee isn't exactly a fan of the new human in town, nor is said human particularly happy to be under the tutelage of an elementary school teacher.

Is there any hope of them getting along?

Once again, Vinyl is going to be late for work and in her mad dash to make it on time, she makes a teeny little mistake. Next thing you know, BAM. She has the hair of a goddess. Don't ask me how, I just write the story.

30/1/2016-Honestly did not expect this to get featured.

This story is a sequel to Twilight Hears The Narrator

After her odd encounter with the mysterious entity, Twilight has grown rather accustomed to living with the voice of a narrator following her life. Although she still doesn't understand his presence, she has begun to accept him as a friend. But the confusion only grows, as the Narrator finds himself following the stories of other ponies. And Twilight will soon learn that she is not the only one who can hear the voice of the handsome, talented, witty, charming, manly gentlecolt yours truly!

It's Hearth's Warming Eve, and Rarity is FAR too busy to go save Equestria. Luckily, there's one pony she knows she can count on.

A story for Olden Brony, written for Jinglemas 2017.

Inspired by the kindness of Princess Derpy

Now with a reading by Neighrator Pony!

The standalone sequel to my first ever story, An Apple Amidst Crazies. Reading the prequel is not required at all.

Featured briefly on 2/8/15

With Big Mac and her friends unable to help her with this season's applebucking, Applejack thought she was going to be the only one to take on the enormous task. That is, until she meets Derpy.

With Derpy helping out, Applejack should have no worries with this season's applebucking.

Probably.