Silver Spoon spins the bottle and becomes rather distraught when it lands on Button Mash instead of — well — anypony else...

A three arced story that begins slowly as partially Comedy and Slice of life and rotates more towards Adventure and Dark in later chapters.

Some school fillies have to deal with school crushes. Others with bullies. Sometimes they have to deal with both. But no filly has ever had to deal with an Evil Tyrant being bound to their shadow and have the power to control their every action. This, of course, seems to be no big deal for Sweetie Belle who seems to even enjoy the stallion's company. Though the feelings aren't mutual. The small filly reminds the old king too much of a filly he used to know... Though it's strange the only place he'd seen her before are in these strange dreams of his. Recollections of a past he can't remember.

Perhaps Sweetie Belle will awake in him that version of himself before he was a Tyrant. Before he was labeled evil. A time from when he was a father. Perhaps she will help him forgive.

First featured on 9/4/2014!

The cover art was sketched by me and colored by the very talented Midnight Sonare

This story is a sequel to Let's Be Evil!

Pinkie Pie's at it again! This time, she comes up with a game for her and her friends to play wherein they randomly choose eligible stallions out of a bag, and have a month to make a love connection with the stallion they choose.

Seems simple enough, right?

...yeah, right.

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Princess Celestia is in your bed, and you don't know why: what do?

Cute, funny, and short. Have fun reading!

Proofreading by RaylanKrios.
Now with audio reading by CaptainBron3y
Second audio reading by MeloncholyIguana.

Based on this story:
Princess Celestia is (still) in your Bed
Princess Celestia Has Stolen All Your Bed Sheets
Drunk CelestAI Is In Your Bed
Fimfic Authors Are In Your Bed
Princess Celestia is in Your Washing Machine

The good news: Twilight now has a narrator for her life.

The bad news: He's an asshole.

Just a silly little oneshot crackfic I wrote while feeling inspired. Not to be taken too seriously.

Enjoy a dramatic reading by LimeyPony!

FFP = Fan Fiction Poop

Where there's stories, there's randomness.

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Ahem!

Pinkie Pie goes out for a walk in Ponyville Park one day, and suddenly feels an urge to go to the little fillies room (aka, a woman's restroom) so she can take, in the nicest way I can think of describing it, a massive poop. However, her quest to dispose of her biological wastage leads her on a very short but nevertheless insanely epic adventure! YAY!

Featuring Angelina Jolie as Pinkie Pie. Matt Damon as Mr. Cake. Rihanna as Sapphire Shores, Tom Cruise as Cruise Tom. And Nickelback as Meatloaf.

Enjoy! I'm insane!

So, you're probably wondering to yourself, "What the heck is this stupid dumb talentless (yet undeniably handsome and irresistibly sexy) Brony called UniqueSKD up to now?" or, "Why is UniqueSKD still writing fanfiction? His stories are so fudging terrible that I throw up just looking at the titles!", or maybe you're thinking, "Hmm, did I leave the oven on at the right temperature? I don't want to burn my TV dinner again."

Well, whatever you're thinking, it doesn't matter. You're here, so you've got two choices; click on the chapter and start reading what may be the first of many insanely random stories that will be part of a collective series I shall call the 'FanFiction Poop Collection', a term inspired by YouTube Poop, or you can go and find another writer who actually can write good stories unlike me. Heck, I'll be more than happy to recommend a few right here!

Anon decides to adopt a filly and record his experience as a Dad in a journal to do something with his life in Equestria. Except, being a father is hard work and comes at a great personal sacrifice. This is his quest to become a good father.

Pinkie and Derpy are trying to destroy the 4th wall. Pinkie wants this so she has more characters to party with, well Derpy is just tagging along. This can only end well...

Special thanks to my friend who helped me edit and write this who chooses to go by the name Fire ball. Give a big hand for Fire ball

Lyra Heartstrings has always known that humans exist, even if none of the other ponies in her life have ever appreciated that fact. But aside from a few enigmatic ancient prophecies and a popular fantasy series, there haven't ever really been any authoritative sources on what humans were really like. Years of discouragement begin to take their toll on Lyra's faith in the strange and wondrous beings with their strange limbs and ways of sitting.

Until one day, when Lyra finds a strange device on the ground outside Ponyville, and it starts talking to her with short messages printed on its tiny screen. So instead of search for the device's proper owner, Lyra takes it home, hoping for the chance to talk to a real human.

Takes place ostensibly in the universe of My Little Apprentice, though very little connection with that story is expected. Familiarity with that story and its sequel are neither expected nor required.

Anon has a mare problem. A big mare problem. During the day, they treat him just fine. However, when night falls... that's where their inner desires rise to the surface and attempt to take Anon by force.

Note: A parody many horror games, including Five Nights at Freddies and SCP Containment Breach.