Rainbow Dash just may be Sugarcube Corner's best customer, even though she can't stand sweets. Pinkie Pie is none the wiser.

Applejack is not a fancy pony, but sometimes a single image does what a thousand words never could. After an accident that lands her in the hospital, Applejack is inspired to bring out her inner self. With a tattoo.

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Being told you have a 'disorder' can be a terrifying and embarrassing thing for anypony, and Pinkie Pie is no different. Her marefriend Rainbow Dash tries something way out of her skill set to try and cheer her up... but there's a reason Dash hates pies.

Be sure and check out the AMAZING reading of this story by TheLostNarrator!
https://youtu.be/BBDlbFSa75w

And a HUGE thank you to for the cover art Moss Ghost! Isn't it ADORABLE?!
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They tell you to shoot for the moon. To reach for the sun. But they never remind you of the drop and the distance. Rainbow Dash learns this the hard way. Her friends are at her side, and one refuses to leave it. Pinkie becomes a caretaker for her injured friend. And this is their story.

Inspired by a bag of gumdrops I received during halloween. Nah, I kid. I can't remember where I came up with this. But thanks for reading, anyway. This story contains shipping but of the innocent playful variety. Get your mind out of the gutter, son. You bring great shame to family.

3/14/24 Still Alive Edition

There's only one pony in Ponyville that the Mane Six have never met. Pinkie Pie has never thrown him a party, Applejack has never sold him a mug of cider, and Twilight has never seen him check out any books. And as far as that unicorn, Lapis Print, is concerned, that's exactly how it should be.

Lapis can't risk them knowing where he lives, what he does for a living, or even what his name is - if he gets his way, the Mane Six won't even know he exists, and nopony in Ponyville will miss him once he's gone.

It should be a piece of cake - after all, it's not like the biggest magical power in Equestria is about making sure everypony looks out for each other, right?

(Rated Teen for language - mental cursing mostly.)

Rainbow Dash's morning was pretty much ruined.
She tripped getting out of bed and landed flat on her face, giving herself an aching muzzle.
She forgot to buy her favorite brand of hay flakes at the store yesterday and had to eat plain toast for breakfast.
She found out she had to pull double-duty today and tomorrow on the weather patrol.
Oh, and she found a nearly-dead foal, broken and bleeding at the edge of Ponyville.

The rest of her day became a whirlpool of stress and worry but the colt woke up, thank Celestia.
Something's not right, though. Nopony can find his parents, he's not in the registers, and there's an unsettling look in his eye...

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YouTube reading by Fire Hearth

Chinese Translation by forgivenlove

Russian Translation by Likantrop

TV Tropes page, if you're interested in that sort of thing.

Trixie's line of work is dangerous. But she's a careful showpony, and that's why she's only died a few dozen times in her career.

She thinks this is normal.

The romantic dreams Rarity had been plagued with were now starting to become clear. She desperately wanted to know who they were about and it seemed her subconscious was finally ready to give her an answer.

BIG thanks to my Bata Reader TecnoSmurf and for keeping me inspired to finish it!
This is a 4 chapter story and will be updated every week!

Teen Rating for sexually implied situations
EG Universe Story only; Sunset shows up but the others girls show up briefly; They are all around 18, seniors in HS;

Frightened was an understatement. Fluttershy, one of the kindest and sweetest girls, was being stocked to the point of feeling terrorized. She now has acquired the help from her most loyal friend. Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash, childhood best friends, learn to love each other in a new and confusing way.

Complementary Story: The One Where Everyone Finds Out

Teen Rating for Rainbow's use of foul language
"Fake girlfriend" trope; EG Universe Story only; The others girls show up briefly;

Beta Reader will be done by my gf in the near future. I was just too excited to get this out! This story has been 3 years in the making. Please critique and enjoy!

Applejack made it, despite Rainbow's directions, and is prepared for an eventful meal courtesy of Canterlot High's star athlete. But what's this? Oh ye gods, Rainbow's roast is ruined! But what if... she were to purchase fast food and disguise it as her own cooking? Ho ho ho...

Yes, it's "Skinner and the Superintendent", better known as "Steamed Hams", from the Simpsons episode "22 Short Films About Springfield", but reimagined in the world of Equestria Girls. But no, this is not simply a cheap clone of the original scene with names swapped out. Oh no, where’s the fun in that? Prepare for the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs and the creamy middles, along with surprising twists and, perhaps, a geographically wayward aurora borealis.

(Classed as a crossover due to copious and obvious Simpsons references, though don't expect Homer or anyone to walk in.)