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The_Lone_Wanderer


I am the beast, caught somewhere in time, listening to the mariners rime; the seventh son, with no peace of mind or prayer for the dying. What is my name?

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Ah, Hearts and Hooves Day. A time of love between two ponies who love each other very much. A time of flowers, chocolates, kisses, and arrows. Love arrows specifically. Deciding to try a more action oriented approach this season, Cadance has donned her own superhero costume to bring love to the world with magical love powered arrows.

Will this lone cupid bring joy to the hearts of many? Or shall she only bring ruin and awkwardness?

Commissioned by Anonymous.

Edited by Jake The Army Guy and Magic Man. Thanks to Ariaannaa for letting me use the art

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This story is a sequel to Cards Against Equinity


Against her better judgement, Twilight accepts an invitation to try a different card game with her friends.

What could possibly go wrong this time?



Written for the Writeoff's January "All In" prompt, and serves as a interquel of sorts between Cards Against Equiniti I and II.

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When Maud Pie officially endorses the latest party game to hit Equestria, Pinkie can't wait to share it with her friends.

For all the wrong reasons, it's a game they won't soon forget.


The trendsetter so controversial, 60% of FimFic's mods ruthlessly crushed the subsequent bandwagon!

Stuff said about CAE:
"I never knew I wanted this until now!" - Xomniac
"Despite your vileness, I can't stop laughing at this fic!" - Professor Tactitus
"Illuminati confirmed." - AlesFlamas
"So weird, I reviewed it twice!" - John Perry

Rated Teen, but brace yourselves for some rather 'near-the-knuckle' humour and strong-ish sexual references. Oh my.

Edited by Kolth

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Due to pitifully low long-term conversion rates, the PER has decided that the best way to 'save' humans is to convert them against their wills. After several large potion bombings, the world drives them back into their homeland until the barrier is constructed as Celestia's last-ditch method of survival.

Unfortunately, this short war only brings about more supporters for the PER in Equestria, leading to the potion attacks on Gotham. These attacks were unprecedented in scale and in results. Hundreds of thousands of the residents of Gotham were forcibly converted, and, unfortunately, Bruce Wayne (Batman) was among them.

Besides from leaving criminals with much more freedom, this act of the PER also led to another unforeseen consequence: enraging the Joker. After all, he had finally found that which would finally break the spirit of both the city and the Batman, but it had all been ruined by the accursed ponies.

Now, with a thirst for bloodshed, he goes about repaying the PER for what they have done, his sights set on anything walking on four legs. However, as with many things the Joker is involved with, it may just fall into the disarray and chaos he is known for.

But who knows, the city may even consider him a hero after what he has planned for the equines...

EDIT: Rewriting this stuff. Will post next chapter when done.

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Warning; This is not to be taken seriously, and the degree by which humans win (spoilers) has been amplified for the purpose of comedy.
Have you been reading a 'Human/Pony War' fic and been wondering how the ponies are putting up a fight with medieval level weapons and magic, while we have firearms, nuclear weapons, armies the size of their entire population and most importantly, years and years of perfecting the art of war. This is how an actual human/pony war would go.... with comedy.
9/11/14- FUGGIN A, I GOT FEATURED! Holy crap I go to sleep after sending it for submission, wake up, check it, pretty good support, I go to school, come back and I have hundreds of comments, favorites and 10 new people followed me
10/11/14- Christ, we're 3 likes away from 1,000.

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I really don't know where this came from.

What if the teleportation was messed up. What if Equistria missed our earth but hit a different one. One scarred by nuclear fire and humans already fighting for their right to exist. Against machines. Skynet and humans must decide. Die by the ponies or band together and fight back.

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The CMC have a sleepover at Octavia and Vinyl Scratch's house, the Mane 6 go out for a night on the town. This can't go well.
What are the CMC up to? How the hay is Octavia going to manage four three out-of-control fillies? And what in Celestia's name is going on with Rarity and Apple Jack?

things happen that kinda screw things up for everyone but then again they have no idea whats going on and neither should you cuz why should any of this make sense and this is supposed to be funny but if its not funny then ok you dont have to read anymore but anyways yeah dont expect it to be funny im literally writing down whatever pops into my mind ok bye
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I don't have a better title for this story....


Feedback would be great! Either in the form of constructive criticism or clever comments...

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General Grievous, Supreme Commander of the Separatist Droid Army, conqueror of star systems, and slayer of Jedi. And... stranded on Equestria?

This can't end well.

TV Tropes page.

Now featuring a dramatic reading by LimeyPony!

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Zim, the self-proclaimed Invader, is told to take a secret mission for his 'Impending Doom 2' duties. Instead of finding earth, he found Equestria and decides to take over the planet.

Just like my Parappa crossover story, the first chapter is the set-up. I basically retell how Zim plans to blend into the society (I throw in a few things to make it mildly interesting). After that chapter, I go my own way with him (avoiding any retelling stories of the canon show).

This story will always be incomplete, I'll go back to this story whenever I feel like I can make another short story for Zim to go through. I don't have an ending idea, and I always like to keep a chance open for more stories (on short episode stories).

Cover image by Grey-Sweet.

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Angel receives a startling letter from a distant cousin. That's right, Bugs Bunny is coming to town.


Tagged Alternate Universe for violating MLP physics (and any physics). Repeatedly.
Bugs Bunny is anthropomorphic but the ponies aren't. Still doesn't qualify for anthro tag... I think.

Edited by: The wonderful and talented Word Worthy!

AN: ROBCakeran53 originally had this idea. To both of our knowledge this hasn't been done before so... flips tables You are currently reading trash I'm making for my writer's block. Comments with constructive criticism appreciated. Oh the nostalgia!

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