Starlight, anxious at her friends moving on with their lives, becomes insecure and confused. She turns to Trixie, and then to magic, to help herself find closure on the matter.

There's an old saying that all it takes is one bad day to drive the sanest guy around to lunacy. Or in this case, one happy, expectant, formerly villainous unicorn into a seething, barely-held-together dam of fury and death ready to burst. What happens when somepony leaves the peanut butter open for the umpteenth time? Somepony is gonna get it and get it good.

Proofread by Bok.

Featured: 11/11/18

This story is a sequel to Starlight Does Not Take Criticism Well

Despite being the Greatest and most Powerful-est unicorn to have ever graced Equestria, Trixie noticed that she isn't getting as many audience members as she used to. And to add insult to (narcissistic) injury, magicians of a lesser calibre are attracting the very same audience she felt she deserved.

While it's a sequel to Starlight Does Not Take Criticism Well, you do not read to read that one to understand what's going on. But they both have similar themes so...you know.

Featured on 13/12/2020

Nothing foils a good plan for revenge like having your plot explained to your target, and then being forced to spend time with said target without murdering them.

This is a lesson Chrysalis will learn during one of the strangest days of her life, courtesy of an insane (or possibly just inane) draconequus.

As for Starlight, well, it's not like she was doing anything. What's a guidance counselor in a school of friends even do? Honestly.

TL;DR Discord tries to forcibly ship Starlight Glimmer and Chrysalis.

Now has sequelitis! https://www.fimfiction.net/story/411966/discord-vs-harmony-the-greeting-card-industry-strikes-back

A passionate geologist talks about rocks with her best friend. There is no form of innuendo or ulterior motive at all.

Content

No sex actually happens in the story. Just missed past opportunities, and a non-canonical saucy joke at the end, which I think is the definition of Teen rating + Sex warning. Yes, that's right, "joke"...

Blurb

Ellie makes an innocent remark. Maud and Trixie confess some things to Starlight. Starlight does not take it well.

Author's Note

There are about 15kish words that are supposed to be between this and Scenes From A Life In Equestria, establishing the start of Ellie's relationship with Rarity, up to her leaving on a business trip for a couple of weeks. But then I re-watched The Road To Friendship and A Rock Solid Friendship and got re-obsessed with Startrix and Starmaud and Startrixmaud all over again, and could not wait. Will connect it to the rest of the series once that catches up.

Starlight likes Sunburst. Sunburst likes Trixie. Trixie likes Starlight. Hilarity ensues. 'Nuff said.

A/N: This is PURE crack shipping, intended for comedic purposes. Please don’t take seriously. TBH, I literally wrote the first chapter in no more than 2 hours on an impluse.

Contains SPOILERS for Season 9 episode 20 (A Horse-Shoe In). You have been warned.

This is a multiple POV story.

Inspired by this fanfic over on FFN: [...]/s/9799512/1/Serious-Love-Triangle

A day after Ember visited Ponyville and claimed they look the same, Twilight Sparkle and Starlight Glimmer pondered if she had a point. To ensure they never get mixed-up again, the two mares formed a plan to stand out from each other more.

They should have gone over the details of how they would do it more.

It was that moment, that accursed moment when the glass shattered for her and everything went straight to Tartarus. The moment she took it and stood up. That damned moment that doomed her into the life of misery. If only she could stop it. If only she had a moment to tell her that time.

"I don’t want to be…"

Set in an alternate universe where the defeated Chrysalis took Starlight Glimmer's hoof.

Regretting the path she had taken, Chrysalis sets in motion a plan to undo a key point in her past.

Will her attempt succeed? Or is there yet another path to choose?

A contest entry to FanOfMostEverything's delightful ponydox contest: https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/915967/contest-a-most-delightful-ponidox

Cover artist:groomlake here's the full

Edit:FEATURED AS OF 18/10! WOOOHOOO!!!
Edit2:I would like to thank Scarheart and kildeez for their editing and their honest emotional support they gave me. Plus my friend Kyle whos last name will not be disclosed as he is only on facebook afaik. His emotional support was invaluable during my writing hiatus.

Starlight spends a lonely night in her office, thinking about her life and its purpose.

The results aren't pretty.

Inspired by all those bottles in Starlight's office.

Translation MLPMihail, edited by repitter and FoxcubRandy:
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