Serious(ly not serious) love triangle

by Mica


Chapter 1

Starlight

Sunburst is coming.

Ohhhh…

Ohhhh…

The joy!

He’s coming!

He’s coming!

Hescominghescominghescoming!

To the friendship school!

To me!

He’s working!

With me!

Under me!

Under me?

Geez, I never thought about it that way.

Tee-hee.

I’ve never been so happy! Am I smiling right now? Am I smiling awkwardly? I am? No I’m not. I hope not. That would look just plain weird.

Trixie’s sitting at my desk. The guidance counselor’s desk. Since she’s now the guidance counselor. I’m the headmare. And Sunburst’s the vice headmare. Vice headmare. He’s moving to Ponyville. He’s standing there. Right next to me.

So close that…I can smell him.

“Trixie, you shouldn’t have thrown Phyllis in the trash like that,” he says. “It hurt Starlight’s feelings.”

How he stands up for me! I’m definitely smiling now.

“Oh…I’m sorry, Starlight.” She pulls it out of the trash. I take it from her with my magic. “I…I didn’t realize how much your plant meant to you.”

We could have adjoining offices. We could have…“exclusive” school board meetings in the conference room.

Wait, the conference room has windows.

Or…

Or…


Trixie

Starlight doesn’t know that The Great and Powerful Trixie is actually the Gay and Powerful Trixie.

Well, also Great.

But the Great, Gay, and Powerful Trixie doesn’t sound very catchy to the Great, Gay, and Powerful Trixie.

Trixie’s had the privilege of knowing Starlight for many years now.

But there’s so many secrets that Trixie has kept, that Starlight doesn’t know about.

Trixie remembers.

She remembers that look on Starlight’s face when she threw her plant into the trash.

“Phyllis, NO!” Starlight screamed, with…that look on her face.

That look of…desperation.

Of…utter fear.

And terror.

Trixie chuckled. She found her suffering most pleasurable. She often does.

Trixie wishes she could give Starlight that look on her face in bed.

But Trixie isn’t cold hearted. She once was, but ponies change. Trixie wants Starlihgt to be happy. So she took Starlight’s plant out of the trash.

The Gay and Powerful Trixie has become a much more kind, gentle, sensitive, caring pony.

Trixie has decided on a safe word.

The safe word is Phyllis.

Trixie can just imagine her first night sleeping with Starlight.

That purple unicorn mare.

Lying there.

Licking her hooves.

Oh…how Trixie loves to get her hooves licked.

Trixie shows them to her.

Ever so subtly, by leaning back on the desk chair. And putting her hooves up on the desk.

She's smiling at her too. With bedroom eyes.

Does she not notice?


Sunburst

I love it when she has that coy look in her eye.

Half snarky. Half sexy. Bedroom eyes, you know?

I wonder if she’s noticed me. Or is she as oblivious as Starlight is?

There’s an allure about her.

Something that Starlight doesn’t have.

Starlight is great. And she is powerful.

But she’s not Great and Powerful.

Something about her leaning back in that chair.

Her bare hooves up on the desk.

Exposed.

I can only imagine how sweet and supple they are.

I’m standing right next to Starlight. So close that I can smell her.

Yuck.

She needs to take a shower.

I wish I were standing right next to Trixie instead.

Starlight doesn’t really like me that much. I don’t think.

I don’t think, as in…I don’t really think about it.

She’s my childhood friend. With emphasis on the friend.

She’ll understand.

I mean, she’s obviously not into me in “that way.” I mean…

…look at her.

She’s not even looking at me. She’s holding her plant with her magic, staring at the wall to her left. She’s deep in thought.

About something else, obviously. Not me.


Starlight

He’s looking at me, isn’t he?

He is.

He is!

Even though my back is to him, I can…feel his presence.

That sounded awkward, didn’t it?

Well, no.

It makes perfect sense.

After all, we’ve known each other since we were foals.

It only makes sense that we should be together. I’m a bit older than Twilight. It’s about time I started seeing somepony.

And by somepony, I mean…some colt.

And by some colt, I mean…Sunburst.

Sunburst.

Sunburst.

Starlight Sunbrust. Starlight Sunburst Starlightsunburst Starlightburst Starburst.

Tee hee.

That was funny.

Anyway.

Where was I…?

Yes, the conference room. Not the conference room. No…

…wait.

There’s that old disused janitor’s closet.

We could have a private breakroom in there. Maybe, maybe…

…we could do a little roleplay. I could…

…do my hair up. In my old filly style. And we could…

…play with magic.

Just like when we were little foals.

Well…not exactly like when we were little foals.

Boy, is it getting hot in here?


Trixie

Gosh, Trixie has such an effect on mares, doesn’t she?

I mean, look at Starlight. Staring at the wall to her left.

She’s trying not to look at Trixie.

Trixie’s hooves.

Trixie’s soft, lickable hooves.

Her face is red. She’s flushed.

It’s the hooves, isn’t it?

It’s the hooves.

Ah.

Trixie has tortured Starlight much too long with her…sexiness.

Bad Trixie!

Naughty Trixie…

Naughty.

Hmph.

Trixie should leave. Give Starlight a little…breather.

“Well, Trixie has to be somewhere, but she'll see you all tomorrow morning,” Trixie says.

“You’re leaving?” Sunburst says.

Starlight looks at Sunburst and smiles. Trixie, through her Great and Powerful magical abilities, knows what Starlight is thinking.

She’s thinking,

Oh, Sunburst. Sweet Sunburst. I know we have been friends since we were little foals. But I, Starlight, must join the one I love the most. The Gay and Powerful…Trixie.

“Bye!” Trixie says, with a little wave.

“Okay! See you tomorrow, Trixie!” She smiles at Trixie. Like she can’t wait.

Like she can’t.

Fucking.

Wait.

Trixie walks towards the office door.

“The Great and Powerful Trixie looks forward to working under you,” she says at the door.

And then she winks.

You know, all the mares think you’re hot shit when you wink at them.

Not just mares, it works on colts too.


Sunburst

Oh Celestia.

Oh sweet fucking Celestia.

Excuse my language.

But she winked at me.

She. Winked. At. Me.

TRIXIE FUCKING WINKED AT ME!

Am I smiling? Am I smiling awkwardly? Am I blushing awkwardly?

Why did she leave me?

So soon?

So…abruptly?

Was…was it something I said?

Or did I just…look it…?

Oh, did I chase her away?

And she didn’t want to hurt my feelings? How noble of her, but—

“Sunburst, what’s the matter? You look upset,” Starlight says to me. “Was it something I said?”

I turn my friend and new colleague. She looks genuinely concerned. “No! Not at all, Starlight! You don’t have anything to do with it Erm…you don’t need to bother with me, Starlight,” I say.

“To do with what?” she asks.

“Nothing, don’t worry about it.”

“Really?”

“I’m fine, really.”

I hear the main door downstairs open.

And shut.

I run up to the window to see Trixie.

One last time.


Starlight

Sunburst’s awfully jumpy today.

Almost…frisky.

A good sign, I guess.

I follow Sunburst to the window.

It’s a small window.

Barely wide enough for the two of us.

Never mind.

Sunburst’s poking his head out the window.

I look out with him.

I squeeze really tightly next to him. Our warm flanks are pressing against each other. My sweat of arousal seeps into his fur.

“You really need a shower,” he teases.


Sunburst

Ugh.

The stench.

That damn stench.

Friendship aside. That mare has horrible body odor. And snores like a freight train.

But never mind that—I see her!

Trixie!

There she is!

I see her from the window.

Prancing her way down the road.

She stops.

She turns back.

She looks up at me.

She winks! Once!

Twice!

Should I?

Should I?

Yes.

Now or never.

I wink back.


Starlight

Wait.

Wait a sec.

Why did Sunburst wink back at Trixie?

Never mind.

Trixie’s obviously trying to wink at me.

Ugh.

She’s been winking at me all day today.

I have no idea what’s up with her.

I better wave back or something.


Trixie

Shit.

A wave?

Is that all you got?

Shit.

Shitshitshitshitshit.

This is the worst friendzone ever.

EVER.


Sunburst

She’s walking away. She looks…downcast.

Oh Celestia, I’m stupid.

I’m on the 3th floor, she’s on the ground. How can Trixie possibly see me wink from such a distance!?

No.

Oh no.

Oh no no no nononono.

“I’m sorry! I’m sorry!” I blurt out.

She’s gone.

Forever.

I let her down.

No.

No!

NOOO!!!

I can’t help it.

I can’t hold it in anymore.

I fall to the floor.

I burst into tears.

Starlight hugs me and hands me a tissue. And I feel a little better.

“Don’t worry about it, Sunburst," Starlight says. "It’s all just a little misunderstanding.”