Graduation is coming up, and Apple Bloom couldn't be happier.

Well, she could, if Diamond Tiara wasn't such a pain in the flank.

Pre-read by B_25, Toast and Jowijo.
Proofread by Jet Storm.
Edited by Dreams of Ponies.
“Crusaders of the Lost Mark” is not canon in this story.
Written for Amore's DiamondBloom Shipping Contest.
Art commissioned from NixWorld.
Featured 9/17/17 - 9/20/17.

Apple Bloom gets out of school for the day only to be disappointed by the fact that Big Macintosh's boyfriend, Caramel, is yet again not with her brother to pick her up. Three days prior, an incident occurred at that same schoolhouse that led to Caramel shutting himself in his home. While trying to understand why, Big Macintosh finds it best to explain to Apple Bloom that some ponies are simply against the idea of the two dating. Some ponies, such as Caramel, find it hard to simply shake off the words of others. Regardless, she tries her best to understand.

When Twilight accepts Cheerilee's request for her to substitute teach, she quickly realizes the topic is "the birds and the bees". So, not wanting to let down her students, Twilight attempts to teach the subject to the best of her ability.

Sex tag is only there because the story dances delicately around the topic.

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Sunset Shimmer's been informed of the Cozy Glow debacle, and now she's worried about Cozy’s human counterpart. Is it wrong to suspect someone based on their parallel self’s sins? Snappy character vignette that gives equal POV time to Sunset and human Cozy trying to figure out just what the other’s deal is.

Teen rating for depictions of mental illness and Cozy’s casual use of crass language. Cover image made by me slapping some EG vectors on top of each other in Microsoft Powerpoint.

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Miss Cheerilee feels her job as a teacher is not only for academics, but to teach her students how to be better ponies-which unfortunately, is easier said than done with those like Diamond Tiara.

Who interrupts one of her lessons to make a distasteful comment towards Scootaloo.

An accident reveals a secret that nopony ever knew....

Inspired by this picture.
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Takes place after the episode "Keep Calm and Flutter On" while Fluttershy believes that Discord is truly reformed, Rainbow Dash remains skeptical.

Edit: I have fixed most of the spelling and grammar errors that I could find and extended the story a bit so, hopefully it'll make a bit more sense.

This story is a sequel to My Little Pony Friendship is Magic What If?: Volume 2

Are you ready for a third helping of that series that seeks to answer the faithful question "What if that episode had been written differently?", then let's go!

Now, a couple of Season 5 episodes are on the list, as well as a few episodes from Seasons 1-4 that could've been a little bit better. And we've even got a couple of bonus chapters, exploring what would happen if a different character or characters was made the foucs of an episode. But which episodes made the cut, and which ones were left out? You'll have to read to find out.

Remember that all the episodes included here are the result of personal opinion, so don't be upset if an episode you hate isn't on the list, or an episode you love is. I will glady respect your opinions, so please respect mine. If you don't like the episodes selected for rewritting, you are not obligated to read the resulting chapters.

And as always, I mean no disrespect to Hasbro, the DHX staff, or the people who like the episodes that appear here. The intent of this fic is for entertainment purposes only.

Curious as to what episodes have already been rewritten?: Check out volumes 1 and 2. Volume 1 can be found here, and Volume 2 can be found here.

It was a surprise that Dash offered a kiss as a prize at the charity auction. It was a surprise that the colts were as "enthusiastic" as they were. It was a surprise that Dash didn't leap on the colts and beat them for their comments.

But, the biggest surprise of all was which one of her friends bid on her kiss... and why.

Applejack discovers a dark secret about Rainbow Dash.

She can't cook.

Out of the kindness of her heart, Applejack tries to teach Rainbow Dash a few basic recipes. But what starts as a cooking lesson soon turns into a bit more than that, especially when sparks start to fly - both figuratively and literally. Through this culinary misadventure, Applejack and Dash quickly discover that the potential exists for them to become more than just friends.

But will this relationship prove successful, should they choose to pursue it? What will their friends and Applejack's family think? Will Dash to actually learn how to cook? Only time will tell...

(An AppleDash shipfic, just to clarify. Originally a one-shot, now expanding to a full story.)