After Scootaloo askes the titular question, it is revealed that Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash have been secretly dating. While Twilight tries to explain to Scootaloo what it means, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, and Rarity talk about the new information.

Sex tag for sexual references, but nothing heavy.

Scootaloo has a question for Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow Dash wishes she had a good answer for her.

Gold medalist in the Writeoff Association's January 2018 contest, written for the prompt "Lie Me A River." Cover art by Xieril, used without permission.

Edited by AndrewRogue.

Scootaloo was so excited that her big sister decided to sleep over with her. She planned so many activities, and food, and fun!

...But a thought had been troubling her for the best part of her life, a thought she’d hope she could get over by now. She decides to bring it up to Rainbow, hoping she’d have an answer.

Spike thought today would be a normal errand around Ponyville. But then an old friend pulls a devious trick on him and suddenly he has a group of ladies fawning all over him. Now getting more attention than he bargained for, Spike finds himself in a whirlwind of emotions and clinging creatures as chaos erupts.

The Crusaders are asking The Question... and they keep getting the same annoying answer. So in desperation, they go to the expert on the subject... Twilight Sparkle!

A legitimately E-rated story about the birds and the bees... because for ponies, there's nothing to be embarrassed about really. Well... almost nothing...

Contains spoilers for Episode 20 - "The Washouts"

A redo of the ending to "The Washouts" where Scootaloo's trick, and the reactions and behaviors of the ponies involved, go a little differently.

Unashamed fixfic to help the awful ending to an otherwise great episode.

It's going to be Scootaloo's nineteenth birthday soon. Everypony who knows and loves her is going, but Twilight learns that Scootaloo wants to invite a pony neither of them had seen in a long time: Lightning Dust.

Despite what happened years go, Scootaloo wants to help her as she explains how she met Lighting Dust and the condition the crusader found her in.

Commissioned by Sunset_Shimmer83

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By hook or by crook, Scootaloo has managed to land a job as the personal pedagogue for Princess Flurry Heart. Years as a Cutie Mark counselor have helped her bury any baggage she may have originally brought to the role, but perhaps a filly like Flurry needs Scootaloo the pony, not Scootaloo the professional social worker.

A big, Crystal Empire-sized thanks to Nitro Indigo for pre-reading and helping me get the tone of the fic just right. Scoots's portrayal needed to walk a very fine line, and Flurry Heart is a fun but challenging character to craft a personality for.

This is an entry in the Snippet Series, an anthology of old oneshots I (and my good buddy Str8aura) wrote based around interesting pics I found. New ones will be posted every Thursday for the foreseeable future.

Sweetie Belle has the grand idea. Silver Spoon has the cash to make it happen. And Rarity has both the spare storeroom and goodwilled ignorance to give two troublemakers the space they need to add an artificial addition to their rambunctious ranks.

Very very lean oneshot that is my first foray into pure comedy. It's also more of an opening scene for a longer story than the self-sustained vignettes I usually write. Consider it a filler upload while work continues on It Takes A Princess.

This is an entry in the Snippet Series, an anthology of old oneshots that I (and my good buddy Str8aura) wrote based around interesting pics I found. New ones will be posted every Thursday for the foreseeable future.

(Takes place before the beginning of "Friendship is Magic". An early birthday present for Madeline Peters. Proofread by Smity91 on Fanfiction.net, and proofread and edited by deadpansnarker on FiMFiction.)

It's not easy to make friend when you're new to town, Scootaloo knows that fact all too well. As one of the only pegasi in Ponyville, the filly has no friends and has the unfortunate luck of also being without a cutie mark.

However, Scootaloo's luck changes when she stumbles upon another blank flank filly, a unicorn by the name of Sweetie Belle. Sweetie Belle's also having trouble making friends, but she knows her way around Ponyville.

But are these the humble beginnings of a friendship that will last the ages? Or is Sweetie Belle just showing some kindness to a newcomer?