Seven years. For seven years she was neglected. In that time, she was underpowered, defeated by a nag in the moon, defeated by an evil bug roach, a victim to tentacle vines, defeated again by the same evil bug roach as before, as well as many other slights and insults in between.

All she wanted was one episode of her own, one to show her glorious personality in all of its radiant glory. Unfortunately, it was not to be. Her impressive record as the longest living and serving monarch (now diarch, lots of love to dear, dear Little Luna), brokering peace and prosperity the likes of which no other nation could hold a candle to! Or a sun, for that matter.

Time to do something about that.

Everyone knows the ponies of Equestria are awesome. But what if, when crisis befalls them, they decide to handle things with a little more common sense?

(A How It Should Have Ended Parody)

NOTE: It is highly recommended that you first watch "My Little Pony: The Movie" before reading this fanfic, just to let you know exactly what's going on.

But who am I kidding? If you're here, you've probably already seen it. Even people who hated it have seen it. I'm...actually not sure why I put this note here. I apologize for wasting a few precious moments of your lives by having you read this pointless Author's Note. Here, have a Kirin to make up for it.

FEATURED 02/03/2019 - 02/08/2019

In his latest series of Twitter assaults, President Trump attacks the Brony community. Despite overwhelming backlash, he claims the Brony threat is now over. If he says so, it must be true. Whatever will we Bronies do? Well, this poem says it all.

None of this is meant to be taken too seriously. If you're not fond of political satire, then this might not be for you.
Disclaimer: I do not support Trump’s regime in anyway. This entire piece is meant to be ironic and satirical. I do not consider the entire GOP wicked or corrupt and do not encourage any radical action against them under any circumstances. You are allowed to like whatever political party you want and to believe there are good things coming out of the Trump administration, that's the beauty of Free Speech.

[That being said, if you'd like to know my opinion of the President just look up Eminem's rap. Pretty much says it all.]

I just had this idea and couldn't stop writing it. Sorry. I'll try to keep politics out of my writing in the future.

Starlight spends a lonely night in her office, thinking about her life and its purpose.

The results aren't pretty.

Inspired by all those bottles in Starlight's office.

Translation MLPMihail, edited by repitter and FoxcubRandy:
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It has been said that a lie will go around the world before the truth is able to put its pants on. Twilight Sparkle yanks the pants up and shows the truth to her friends. Watch Rainbow Dash admit an embarrassing habit.
See Fluttershy reveal what her real powers are. And have you ever wondered why Applejack's apples are the only apples in Equestria?
Come and watch the pants make the ponies squirm in thier seats.
"Uhmm, that's a weird phrase."
Best I could do, Twi. Best I could do.

I don't know why I'm here...

I don't know how I got here...

I don't want to keep going like this...

But I don't have a choice...

I just don't want to wind up like her...

Preread by: MyLittleGeneration, The Cynical Brony

That's right, the Joker, otherwise known as the Clown Prince of Crime, the Harlequin of Hate, and the White Duke of Death, is now in Equestria. Will this unpredictable, murderous psychopath learn the true magic of friendship and abandon his old malicious ways? Or will his arrival kick off an unstoppable crime spree to shape Equestria into his own image? Like I said, the Joker is unpredictable.

Special thanks to my awesome prereaders X19, LDSocrates and The Alpha, who are the best of the best! Read their stuff or just thank them for reading my unedited monstrosity before I release it to you guys!

Now on TV Tropes because of the greatness that is Shadow Sora94. Give him some thanks!

During the Ponyville Live Entertainment Festival, Discord voices his intentions of performing stand-up comedy on the stage, as he is the funniest guy in Ponyville. Pinkie Pie overhears this and objects, as she is the funniest mare in Ponyville. The two agree to a comedians' duel, in which whoever can make the audience laugh the hardest wins the title of Funniest In Ponyville. It doesn't exactly go according to plan.

Technically the winner for Please Read My Story's first writing competition.

A millennium ago, give or take, Princesses Celestia and Luna were nearly defeated by the most powerful villain that they had ever faced, Grogar, the dreaded lord of Tambelon. Thanks only to the whims of random chance, the two princesses survived that encounter, but have been forced to live in fear of the time of his inevitable return. That time is now...

...But whatever revival was intended has gone a little... wrong. Behind the wheels of Grogar's body is the spirit of a slightly extremely eccentric human. Equestria would have been lucky to survive the real Grogar, but will the ponies fare any better with this loon ruling Tambelon?

Sex Tag For Sexy Times Reasons, Gore Tag For Gorey Time Reasons.

You. Have. Been. Warned.

Once upon a time, there was an average, everyday pony, whose special talent was being magical. She lived her life alone in secret studies until one day, she moved into a new town, made five very special friends, and saved the world. She only failed when it was necessary to advance the plot or show character development, or when the author had some issues she needed to work out. Soon, the universe realized how perfect she was, and she was turned into an alicorn and named princess.

Celestia can't stop writing stories about her, and Luna is getting worried.