This story is a sequel to Starlight Does Not Take Criticism Well

Note: Contrary to what the cover art depicts, this story takes place after the future events depicted in The Last Problem.

To cope with the extreme stress of running Equestria, and because Starlight suggested it to her, Twilight makes a hobby out of writing fiction. And the reason she's writing fiction instead of something autobiographical is because she doesn't want a repeat of what happened when she published the Friendship Journals.

Unsurprisingly, she gets carried away very quickly.

Description: Hitch drinks a glass of orange juice that, unknown to him, can turn ponies into zombies. Things just get weirder from there, ranging from ninjas to the band, KISS, for some reason.

Written for the Generation 5 Bingo Writing Contest. My prompts were:

• Hitch Trailblazer
• Shares a drink with
• Zipp Storm
• Kiss
• Hippogriffs

Twilight woke up to experience another normal day in Equestria. Except she had this weird sense of deja vu and other abnormalities.

And to add onto the abnormalities (even though it was supposed to be another normal day in Equestria, not an abmoneral day), she and her entire reality is now being dictated by the whims of a capricious deity who, for once, isn't Discord.

After another failed attempt at getting the ponies of Maretime Bay to consider making friends with the other pony races, Sunny gets depressed and goes home.

Until she encounters a talking pickle that claims to be a unicorn that turned herself into a pickle.

The pony world of Equestria has lost its magic. (GASP!) Friendship and Harmony have been replaced by paranoia and mistrust, and Ponies now live separated by species. Sunny – a feisty and idealistic young Earth Pony – is convinced there’s still hope for this divided world… but her slightly misguided and often hilarious efforts to change hearts and minds have led to her being branded a misfit.

Until her Facehoof friend, Izzy Moonbow, decided to pay her a visit.

After Starlight and Discord released the Legion of Doom from their stony imprisonment, one part to get rid of the “Cozy Glow did nothing wrong” protestors and the other out of genuine guilt, they realized rehabilitating them was going to be a lot harder than they thought.

Good thing Twilight found a copy of those reformation spells Discord destroyed all them years ago.

This story is a sequel to Where The [REDACTED] Did I Go Wrong?!

Despite her cleverly laid-out machinations to bring peace and equality to Equestria (and to resist the temptation to burn every living mortal on sight), Celestia saw to her growing frustration that the wickedness of the common pony was great. So great in fact that, despite being well-aware of the threat of the Windigoes, they choose to despise each other simply for being different.

So she decided “screw this noise, I’m gonna make a new civilization”.

Pity her former student picked the wrong time to pay her a visit.

Part of the Twilight's Bureaucracy series.

• My Tax Policy?
• Twilight Is Fed Up Of The Vocal Minority's $#!%
• Where The [REDACTED] Did I Go Wrong?!
• Celestia Goes Crazy And Stuff

What if Starlight Glimmer had a more valid reason for hating on Cutie Marks? What if, instead of her childhood bestie, the Cutie Marks took somepony else from her?

And by “took”, I mean “killed dead”. And if the cover art and title didn't give it away, you probably know where this is going.

After being sucked up into a portal back to Equestria, Sonata bumps into Tempest Shadow, who has gone back to using her birth name and has been wandering Equestria to make up for her part in the Storm King’s conquest of Equestria.

Naturally, what follows is a short but unusual journey involving floating tacos, sand, and saving the region of Saddle Arabia from a cartoonish supervillain.

Written for the May Pairing Contest 2021.

This story is a sequel to Twilight Is Fed Up Of The Vocal Minority's $#!%

NOTE: Current cover art is temporary.
You know what? I like this cover art and I'm too busy to replace it.

It had been many years since Twilight became the ruler of all of Equestria. During that time, in spite of having absolutely no clue on how to propose an effective tax policy, she proved herself to be a wise and good leader.

Until everypony was at each other’s throats again and all of Equestria’s magic was slowly being drained once again. Oh, and her friends died of old age (as most ponies tend to do).

Oh, well. Good thing she had Luna to act as an impromptu therapist.

Part of the Twilight's Bureaucracy series.

• My Tax Policy?
• Twilight Is Fed Up Of The Vocal Minority's $#!%
• Where The [REDACTED] Did I Go Wrong?!
• Celestia Goes Crazy And Stuff