The Crusaders sometimes form conclusions and make decisions based on impulsivity and gut feelings rather than rational thought. So, when they meet Ponyville’s newest, specialty flower vendor—a young, quiet mare from Alemaneia named Schneeblume—Scootaloo immediately begins to suspect something… that behind her quiet exterior, that bright smile, and those kind eyes, she's hiding something sinister.

Well, technically, she is... but perhaps not in the manner they expected.

In the end, the three quickly-growing fillies may find that their cutie marks and their penchant for helping ponies may come in a different fashion than they're used to.

Cover art done by the incredibly talented G_Hyze. This is the crop of a full picture I commissioned; said picture is presented in the story and sourced to his DeviantArt.

Discord is once again loose, but after using his randomness to find some interesting information on some strange phenomenon in another world that has to do with an island and a bunch of humiliating events, the crazy spirit of disharmony and chaos comes up with a new, sick, twisted, disturbing plan that involves capturing 20 of the most popular ponies (and three non-ponies) and forcing them to play a new game while the rest of Equestria watches in horror (or most likely secret amusement and possibly envy of not being picked themselves).

What does the rotten host Discord have in mind for our 20 unfortunate selections? Well, looks like you'll have to wait and find out! Maybe, just maybe, if Discord is feeling generous, the winner of his new "game" will get a grand prize. Everyone pick a character to root for and let's get it on!

(Special thanks to shadow0knight for creating the cover image. To see the full-sized image, go here: http://shadow0knight.deviantart.com/art/Total-Magic-Pony-Island-Title-293752756)

This story is a sequel to The Curious Genealogy of Twilight Sparkle

Princess Cadence and Prince Consort Shining Armor have been called to a secret meeting with the Princesses of Equestria. To say they're a bit anxious is an understatement.
Meanwhile, Prince Blueblood is quite angry about something.

Will we find out what happens?

Probably.
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Author here. I'm trying something with the description here. Tell me what you think in the comments.

Thanks to Serafina and The Letter J, and PetuTheViewer for prereading and suggestions.

6/6/14: minor story modifications
6/29/14: Major story reconstruction

This story is a sequel to Relatives, Reactions, and One Irate Prince

Twi's got a LOT of explaining to do for the whole being related to BOTH ruling Princesses. Turns out there are a few more royals in Ponyville however....

Pinkie Pie has been helping Twilight Sparkle with her Genealogy studies, and finds something peculiar. A blank spot in the tree next to her paternal and maternal (45 times) great grandmother.

Hoping to rectify this error, she goes to see her mentor Princess Celestia. But the answer is closer than she thinks.

First fic I've written ever, so the quality can only go up. I hope.
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5/18/14: added an alt-verse tag, minor grammar corrections

After deciding it best that Equestria lay claim over all of Earth and its inhabitants, Princess Celestia finds she now has a very special birthday present to offer to her sister.

Namely: Canada.

When Twilight Sparkle learns that Barbara, Queen of the Communists, plans to detonate bombs all over the world to turn everyone into communists, she must team up with Tempest Shadow to save both humanity and ponies from Marxism in a gripping, mesmerizing, and utterly bizarre tale written with a predictive text generator.

This story was adapted into an audio reading by Curtis Wildcat, which you can listen to here!

Hi. I’m Anon. Your run of the mill asshole. A proud one at that. When I came to this world, the princesses didn’t expect much. Then, they saw how I was good at picking up mistakes. So, they made me a functioning person in society. A mostly pony society. Ponies and other creature would be expecting to be welcomed by a warm hearted pony. Instead, they got me.

(Papers Please does not belong to me, but there isn’t a tag for it. Sex tag is for references to sex)

Cover Art by me.
Here’s the sequel. People like it for some reason.

Equestria is weak around now, villains popping up everywhere.

They need to be shown what America is.

For all to long the false Empire Order has ruled over Inamorta, bringing naught but chaos in it’s wake. When Order causes this disorder, The Chaos Empire strikes. Now, Order fights a two front war as we rise up. We must unite if we are to take out Order! And tonight, we march!

For we are the Archidons, with bows so accurately piercing they shall fall before they get a chance to stand!

For we are the Swordwrath, swords so sharp limbs will sever at mere sight!

For we are the Speartons, born to die, but not before them!

For we are the Magikill, and today we summon Unity!

And we march, to take back our land, to push out the Chaos invaders, and to bring glory to our Empires!