On one of my mind trips, I create a pocket dimension that is Equestria. I proceed to conquer it, for it is my right as its creator.

*Yes; this is exactly what it sounds like. The prompt was: ‘your self-insert takes over Equestria’. What else was I supposed to do?

[You might also want to enjoy the Youtube reading for this story made by The One and the Only.]

Here's what the readers are saying about this story:

I bring up Rise of Insanity by Bad Dragon as some of the coolest surreal shit I've ever read. -Verbose Mode

this story takes the concept of a self-insert way too literally, as the vast majority of it takes place within his own gastrointestinal tract. Um, eww? -Palm Palette

You may think I'm talking to myself. I'm not... I can assure you that I'm speaking to someone.

I just wish I wasn't.

This story is a sequel to The Wizard and the Lonely Princess

Book Two of the Lonelyverse

Having returned to the Dursleys after a highly eventful first year at Hogwarts, Harry and the alicorns had been looking forward to unwinding. As it turned out, all their hopes were for nought. Between summer shenanigans, a crazy house elf, and learning Potter family history, they've got a full summer ahead of themselves. And when they get back to Hogwarts, they'll have to deal with giant snakes, idiotic teachers, and a gathering darkness. With things going off the rails, they've got a long year ahead of them.

And if they survive that, they still got to deal with the strange power surges and dreams that both Luna and Nim have been having since soon after the Summer Solstice...

Other stories in the Lonelyverse:
The Wizard and the Lonely Princess
Hooves, Plush, and Magic: The Untold Tales
The Wizard and the Lonely Princess: Hallowe'en Special
A Nightmare Christmas

Everypony enjoys myths and ponytales, even if they know such things aren't real. Alicorns fighting against a spirit of chaos? An ancient princess trapped in a library under a tree, waiting to be found? Quite enchanting and fantastic tales yes, but nonetheless as fictional as Daring Do and other such stories. At least, that's what Rarity used to think.

She doesn't anymore.

Dedicated to Annuska for being as amazing a writer as she is a friend.

Now a physical book!!!
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Based on an old oneshot.
Chapter Art by Arctic Waters // Graphic Design and Typography by Swan Song.

Join Zach, as he is sent to Equestria when he is randomly pulled through a portal. What will happen you may ask? Lots could happen, but it doesn't.

Note: Yes it is self-insert, sorry for that, but not sorry

Special thanks to:

Super57s, for being a great support to this story, and for proofreading it to the best of his abilities.

Nightmare Jerremy, for being awesome and having a great imagination, and just being a cool dude to talk to.

Lunasmobiletechservice, for putting a lot of funny pictures in the comments, you made me laugh and made my day a few times!

I wish you all good times in your future, and I hope all of you readers have a good time as well!

It has been one of the closest guarded secrets of Canterlot's royalty. Deep in a specially constructed dungeon, surrounded by warding spells and powerful magic barriers, exists an enigma. Within a cage that could only be described as something out of a nightmare, it waits and watches all of Equestria. A creature that cannot age, is immune to disease, does not thirst nor hunger, and resists all injury. But, it also holds secrets and knowledge that could safeguard the kingdom. Its powers are frightening, but it is civil enough for debate when patience permits.

Princess Celestia has sought counsel with the creature before, enduring it making deal after deal for its services. The Princess walks a fine line when dealing with it, knowing full well anything could give it an advantage despite its imprisonment. She has had to go back on her word in these dealings, and from this a deep animosity between them has been born. It is a necessary evil as she is convinced this is a being capable of untold evil far and above anything Equestria has ever dreamed of. So long as it remains within the confines of its cell, her kingdom is made safe. So much magic has been woven to ensure that, there is little chance of escape.

So long as the magic holds, there is no danger. So long as the cage remains strong, the nameless creature stays enthralled in his cavernous dwelling. If that were to change--if the magic failed--not even the wisest could say. But one thing is assured, it does not bode well for Equestria.

I am Groot. Just kidding, I am actually just Ryan. A plain boy with a plain life who wants to make something of it by joining the army like his friends. But things are never that easy are they? EENOPE!

What if this plain boy with a plain life could make something of it? What if he could make a difference somewhere?

Life has something in store for this boy, and I sure as Tartarus want to know.

I hope you enjoy this story. Yes, it's a self insert. Watcha gonna do 'bout it? All comments are appreciated, whether it be grammatical errors, typological errors, improvements on what has been said, ideas for what should happen next, or just criticism, I will take them all into account.

I may ask questions in the author's notes so keep an eye out for those.

I have one proof reader, a Luna-tic, but I need one more. PM me if you're interested.

Finally, remember that this is a HiE fic, so don't discriminate it for that reason alone.

I do not own My Little Pony, those rights belong to Hasbro, nor do I own any of the things I may reference. However, I do own myself, which I find surprising considering my parents, teachers and colleagues throughout the years. Any resemblance to real people or fictional characters are purely on purpose. Do not consume with alcohol. Read label before consumption. If you are concerned about any reactions or side effects because of this product, consult a doctor or your GP. Terms & Conditions apply. See in stores for other offers. Please drink responsibly.

This story is a sequel to Daughter of Discord

The long-awaited sequel to "Bride of Discord" and "Daughter of Discord."

Now that Prince Mothball has gotten used to living with the Discord family, he thinks he is ready to take the next step with Screwball. However, their plans are put on hold when the changelings return and want Mothball to be their king.

Cover Image by Inkheart7

After a promising breakthrough with an experimental spell backfires in the worst way possible, Twilight finds herself in a cubed world where she must learn how to use the world around her to survive.

This is Minecraft, placed blocks are locked in place, broken blocks shrink in size to be carried, and mass has no meaning. The monsters are real, rotting zombies, terrifying hairy black spiders, tall lanky creepers are everywhere, and death is not an option.

Will Twilight learn to survive, or will she become something more?

Wow! Featured 9/11/14! Thanks everyone!

How about that? Featured again on 10/9/14! More thanks!

On the Night Mare's Night, Archdruid Twilight Sparkle prays to her goddess, and, for the first time, her goddess answers.

Unfortunately, matters are never quite that simple when one is dealing with a being of power beyond mortal comprehension.

Entry for the Second TwiLuna Contest

Thanks to Obselescence for his help.