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Just your average author, who diddles and doddles and doesn't really bother until he realizes how annoying it must be for other people. Don't worry, he still somehow manages to get stuff done.


A Slow Crawl · 5:00am August 11th

Hey again, it's me, that one guy that sits in the corner that isn't popular but loves to just exist in other people's lives for like 5 seconds. Anyways, just wanted to make another blog since I'm just sitting at work with nothing to do. Anywho, let's get this started.

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The Box

Hello, and welcome to my page! I am just your average author, but I wouldn't mind talking to any of you guys in the comments of my stories, page, or any PMs. I'm usually late to respond, as my timing is usually off because of my terrible balance of things that I choose to do, or I can't find a way to respond, AKA I'm bad at talking at times. Moving on down this box, you will learn some basics about me and how stories go. If you've made it this far that is.

Just some stuff about me:
Nice, caring, very forgetful. I'm terribly addicted to games, but I call it a commitment. Probably way in over my head, but I usually gets things right after a while. Also, loves to talk. And talk. And talk. But only when I can think of a good response. If I just stop responding then that means I just don't know how to word a response and it's not your fault.

I'm also just some dude on the internet, gender of male for those who might ask (doubt it). Not tall nor short. Hates the outside world, usually holed up in a house or basement. Pale as snow and as dull as a wooden knife.

Still here? Cool, didn't know I could hold your attention for this long.

My stories are usually quite bad, but I do my best either way. Well, bad in my eyes after a year, because I've usually learned a thing or two by then, which makes me feel like I was just dumb. But hey, I tend to smooth them out as I go, and I normally just make up the stories as I go through them (with major plot points mapped out). Also, I take a long time to make stories, mostly because I have too many good ideas that come along or I think that an idea is just bad after a while. For example, I tried making a story about a clown who comes to Equestria through a god damn pie just to slap all the ponies. It was great for the first half hour :D

Oh yeah, I also use bad language as shown above, cause I tend to blow up from time to time. Rarely. But bad language will be in my stories, and some blogs. Sometimes chat, if I'm not thinking straight when I'm mad. Which might happen. Hopefully not. Hell hath no mercy for the weak of heart when I'm mad.

Anyways, I've run out of stuff to put here, since I'm not a very interesting fellow, or I've just forgotten anything even remotely interesting. There will probably be more. Later. In a year maybe. Depends on if something interesting happens that is worthy to scribble down.

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Thank you for adding, The True Nightmare: Replication, to your favorite list! :yay:

Thank you for faving Of Flame and Shadow.:twilightsmile:

2191240 Thank you for being the brilliant author creating it:twilightsmile:

Thank you for adding, The True Nightmare: Epitaph, to your list of favorite stories! :twilightsmile: I hope you enjoy the second sequel! :raritywink:

1965895 Yeah, the new school I'm in blocks all internet access :P

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