I was still there, face embedded in the table, when Twilight came back with the rest of the mane 6 three hours later. I had been asleep, probably from my broken nose, but now that I was awake, it hurt like hell.
"See, girls! I told you! A human in my-"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!"
Did I forget to mention that it hurt like hell?
"Calm down, darling. You're only in a different world. It could be worse." Replied Rarity.
"Honestly Rarity," I replied, lifting my face off the table. "There are two things you neglected in that sentence. Firstly, going to another world is a pretty big deal considering I most likely can't go back. Secondly, the reason I'm screaming is not because I'm in another world, it's because, just in case you hadn't noticed the blood or the crater in the table, that I have a BROKEN NOSE!" I pointed at my misshaped nose with one finger. While I was talking, I also noticed that the injury had made my voice more nasal.
Rarity was, needless to say, shocked that I knew her name. But wouldn't you be if a strange being from another world was flung into your friend's home ad knew who you were?
"How do you know her name?" Twilight asked, a questioning look on her face. Before answering, I shook my head to rid it of the owl perched on top.
"Actually I know all your names. Why? Because where I come from, you're all part of a popular TV how called My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, that's why." I'm hindsight, it probably wasn't the best thing to say in that situation. I appeared to have literally broken the mane 6, except Pinkie, who I'm guessing already knew due to her breaking the fourth wall like a vase balancing on a pin on top of a broom handle 500m above a metropolitan area.
Pinkie broke the prevailing silence. "I TOLD YA!" She shouted at the others.
Applejack was the first to recover. "So, what yer sayin' is that we ain't real?"
I saw this as my chance to go all wibbly wobbly. "Actually, you are real. This is actually an example of a theories that I've had! The theory is that in all of space-time, there is a link between different universes or dimensions so that one can observe another via visions or dreams. This is what I believe to be the case for the creator of the show, Lauren Faust, and she took these visions that she saw and made it into a TV show. This link between dimensions may also be the reason why I ended up here."
"A what now?" Came Applejack's response.
"Just think of it as a bunch of giant balls of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff that collide and make links. Better?"
368 metres away
A light brown stallion with a dark brown mane and tail with an hourglass for a cutie mark sneezed. A light grey pegasus mare with a blonde mane, crooked eyes and bubbles for a cutie mark said "Doctor, are you okay? You're not having allergies are you?"
"No Ditzy, I'm not ok. Someone stole one of my lines."
Back in Books and Branches Library...
"Not really, sugarcube."
"My science is lost on you. I bet Pinkie got it though." Said mare nodded when I said that. "Thought so."
My science-y talk had brought Twilight of of her reverie. "Anyway, we should tell the princess about this. She would want to know."
It was at this point that I realised something. Twilight had called her 'princess' and not Celestia, therefore had not accepted her position as Celestia's equal, and that I was in the LIBRARY! Wasn't it destroyed by Tirek. That meant that I was either part way through season four or that I was between series three and series four, most likely after the movie, being that she knew I was a human.
"Say, Twilight?" I called, standing up straight.
"Yes?"
"What was the last event or problem you had before I arrived?"
"Well, I guess the most recent one is the Equestria games, why?" She asked.
"Well, shit. I hope you never had an emotional attachment to this library. It's gonna go boom pretty soon. Might I recommend moving all books to one of Applejack's barns for the next week or so until after the next event happens?" And now I broke Twilight.
"B-b-....wah?...I...what?" She stuttered, her face betraying that she was mortified at that. I wish I hadn't continued.
"An old villain of Celestia's called Tirek will show up and stuff is going to happen. I won't say any more."
"That's foreshadowing if I ever heard it!" Pinkie said. Well, this is Pinkie, after all.
"Oh, I want to ask you something, Pinkie." I said, walking to where I presumed the bathroom was to grab a wet towel to clean the blood off my face before setting the bone.
"Okey dokey Loki! Fire away!"
"Can you teach me Pinkie Physics?" I grinned.
If it was possible for Pinkie to smile more, it would envelop her face. "You know about Pinkie Physics!?"
"Eeyup."
"*gasp*" her face then became more serious. "But you must answer my question. What is the best flavour of cake?"
This was it. The moment I had been waiting for my entire life. I grabbed a sword from... Somewhere... And held it aloft, setting my right foot on top of a chair from... Somewhere else... And yelled to the high heavens so loudly that I must have awoken Odin from the Odinsleep. "ALL OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Correct! You win! Tell him what he's won, Twilight!" Pinkie said, pulling a microphone from wherever she keeps these things. I could only grin at Twilight's confused face.
Whilst Twilight was blubbering her response, I retrieved a towel and ran it under the tap before cleaning away the blood with it.
Rainbow Dash suddenly got up in my face, having snapped out from the earlier revelation tht she was just a TV character. "Are you a SPY!? Huh? Are ya!?" I squee'd at this. It's not every day that you an do this.
"Am I the spy!? Who says you aren't the spy, huh!? What if you're the spy here, sent by Celestia to monitor her star student while she's in Ponyville so she doesn't step out of line and go against Celestia! You feelin' lucky, punk!?" Needless to say, Rainbow was petrified by my response, earning a muffled laugh from Rarity, who had now broken out of her shock.
"Okay, guys, is there somewhere I can lie down around here? I'm about to set the bone in my nose." I said, causing Fluttershy to snap out of it.
"Are you sure?" She said, flying up to me. "Setting a broken nose can be awfully painful."
"I know, 'Shy. That's why I'm lying down. Because the pain will most likely knock me out." I responded.
"Uhh, there's a couch over there you could use." Twilight said, pointing a hoof towards a small couch. Well, small by my standards.
"Thanks." I said before walking over to said couch. I lay down on top and said, "well, here goes nothing."
I saw the whole room flinch as I raised my hands to my nose.
CRACK!
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