This story is a sequel to Anon-A-Miss Aftermath: Nightmares

Yesterday, the whole of Canterlot High was rocked by the Anon-A-Miss incident. Today, recovery begins for several people...

Book Two of Anon-A-Miss: Aftermath.

Featured on 11/24/23!

Cover art by BonesWolbach

Part of "Not Just Any Old Continuity", which includes
Not Just Any Old Trilogy
The Crystal Prep Chronicles
TimberTwi Tales

Here is a list of my stories for easy access.

Art thieves? In Equestria? It's more likely than you'd think!

Once again, notorious big brain mare Rainbow Q. Dash has gotten herself into a mighty pickle, and it's up to her friends to help her unpickle herself!

You hear that? She's Pickle Rainbow!

(She's not actually Pickle Rainbow, no one says that, I don't know why I put that there.)

"...as a cry of anguish at the continuing failure of the world to see this lunacy* for what it is, more power to its elbow." - Loganberry, Louder Yay

Audiobook by The Mystery Fluttershy Fan!

The first worst part of loving somepony is that you eventually have to tell them, that was something nopony disputed. The second worst thing is that they will leave you, or so a certain mare thinks. Princess Celestia struggles to cope with both of these thoughts when she sends Twilight Sparkle to Ponyville.

An expanded version of my first submission to the Twilestia collab. My prompt was 'Chariot'. Preread by Cynewulf. Cover art is by Plainoasis. Buy this story! Contribute to the TVTropes page!

The PTA has spoken! Canterlot's Student Artist Gallery must be cleansed of all inappropriate content! Unfortunately, Luna is the one that has to do something about these new policies.

It was fun while it lasted.
Cover Source is Leone di cielo

Just a regular morning commute to work, nothing out of the normal at all. Not for Canterlot. Not for the employees of Beanis, Inc.

Well, maybe not completely normal.

A part of the Beanis Cinematic Universe, I'm afraid.

Here is a collection of Beanis related ideas, scenes rendered pointless and non-canon by the ever present march of time and other authors beating me to the punch.

These would have fit in somewhere in Phases 2 or 3, but I'll leave it up to you to imagine where it would have gone in actual continuity. All of these ideas were unfortunate victims of my waning interest in writing, in general, and my inability to get three consecutive minutes at a keyboard without interruption for several long months.

Set in the Beanis Cinematic Universe.

Wallflower Blush is good at FPS games and this is only tangentially important to the plot. The real beans here is the Beanis has launched an empire for Twilight Sparkle, much to Sunset Shimmer's continued dismay. They've tackled product development, quality testing, SEO, and affordable drop shipping options.

That's nothing compared to what's next.

This story is a sequel to Homework is a Real Kick in the Dick

Having added new features to her Beanis Brand Sexual Aid and Information Injector, Twilight Sparkle decides she can kill two birds with one stone by combining product testing and researching. However, the data transfer speed is a little underwhelming. Not wanting to spend another long night in the lab, Twilight calls on the aid of her friend, Sunset Shimmer.

This story is a sequel to Ethical Quandaries

Starlight still isn’t convinced that the strange biped world on the other side of the mirror in Twilight’s castle isn’t just some sort of complex arcane simulation. Sunset thinks she knows just the bean based exception that’ll set Starlight straight.

An unasked for sequel/crossover. Feel free to blame Majin Syeekoh for this. Part of the ‘Beanisverse’ ‘cuz I said so.

New here? Start with Beware of Beanis and follow the rabbit hole on down.

The eighteenth installment in Fuzzy's and Misago's shared Shipping Project.

Warm friendship can banish the cold of winter if you let it.

Fuzzy and Misago ship mares like FedEx! Each of these will be published separately:
Sunset Shimmer x Berry Punch
Bon Bon x Cadance
Cherry Jubilee x Cheerilee
Celestia x Amira
Rarity x Chrysalis
Rarity x Celestia
Twilight Velvet x Cookie Crumbles
Aria x Fluttershy
Rainbow Dash x Nightmare Moon
Twilight x Sonata
Chrysalis x Flurry Heart
Luna x Sweetie Belle
Sugarcoat x Fleur de Lis
Sunset x Sonata
Ember x Rarity
Fleur x Photo Finish
Nightmare Moon x Chrysalis
Applejack x Adagio
Luna x The Mane-iac (Coming Soon!)
Rainbow Dash x Sony Betamax sempai (Coming Soon!)
Saffron Marsala x Someone (I haven't actually decided yet) (Coming Soon!)