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Every pony in Equestria knows the names Octavia Philharmonica and Vinyl Scratch. Every musician in Equestria knows and reveres their talent and most semi-jokingly complain that Octavia and Vinyl's relationship should count as a monopoly on musical talent. Very few know their early story, years ago when Octavia had only just left Canterlot Conservatory and Vinyl was... well, being Vinyl.

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Octavia has a musical history and a side to herself she'd rather not have to explain outside of Ponyville. Inside Ponyville... well, everything was fine until she spotted Vinyl Scratch. What was she doing here?

Don't panic, Octavia! Don't freak out, don't lose your mind, don't....
Oh well.
(And check out Goombasa's excellent dramatic reading!)
Cover by Page Turner.

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Author Note: This is something new I wanted to try. Contains 10% human, 90% ponies, and 100% fun-filled, cuddlelicious goodness. Not suitable for those allergic to cuddles. Please consult your physician before reading.


A young university student suddenly finds himself thrown from his homework studies into a land filled with more colour than Gears Of War, talking ponies with ridiculously huge eyes, and topped with so many cuddles that it makes Care Bears look like Michael Myers.

And for some reason, all of them come to the conclusion that he must be smothered in cookies and cream-delicious cuddles.

For some, it's heaven; for Jamie, it's his own little plane of hell that makes even Satan feel torment.

Inspired by Forced Pony Cuddles


Yay! Thank you guys so much for getting this fic in the featured box! You all deserve huge amounts of cuddles. And you're gonna enjoy it!

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This story is a sequel to Morning Glory


Lyra was a city mare, seeking solace in a small town.

Bon Bon was stuck, just wanting to get away.

Fate brought them together. Fate made them best friends. Fate made them so much more than that.

And today, fate seals them together forever.

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When an unidentified threat is posed against Canterlot, Princess Celestia restarts the assembly of the MPA, otherwise known as the Monster Prevention Agency. That means that Bon-er, I mean, Special Agent Sweetie Drops has to go back into action.

When she returns from her first meeting, Lyra has an important question to ask her.

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Applejack teaches her little sister an age-old family craft: how to knock an annoying and sleeping pegasus out of your apple tree.


This is a gift for a good friend of mine, Nobody47.

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It isn't often that things go well for Derpy. Between her eyes, her clumsiness, and her propensity for disaster, it's hard enough just to make friends. Add to that a revolving door of jobs and a daughter to raise, it's a miracle that she has much time for herself at all. So when her date stands her up at a loud, flashy club, it hurts.

Maybe she should just give up. Or, maybe she just needs the kindness of a strange bartender in purple shades.


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The Changelings have invaded Canterlot, they have brought the entire might of their hive down on the unsuspecting capital. As the best that the city has to offer falls at the invaders' hooves, one mare stands her ground against one of the elite of the Changeling Hive.

Little does she know that her actions will have consequences. Octavia will do more than just defend herself, she will shatter a changeling's identity entirely and will be left with no choice but to help him piece it all back together again.

Will contain puns, 14+. Keep the foals clear from this one.
Cover art made by katcooldraw.
Inspired by an animation by kanashiipanda.

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Rainbow Dash's life is pretty sweet right now. She's a full-fledged Wonderbolt, she has a hot coltfriend, and all the fame, fortune, and glory that she could dream of. Yes, Dash is living the dream, all thanks to her being the most awesome mare in Equestria.

However, while on a date with said hot coltfriend, Rainbow Dash learns that there are drawbacks to being so awesome.

My part of a shipping trade between myself and The Fantabulous Mr. Lemur. Eternal thanks go to Marshal Twilight, Captain Unstoppable, and Bad_Seed_72, whose help made this possible.

Cover art graciously done by the insanely awesome KarmaDash!

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This story is a sequel to Derpy Accidentally a Portal Gun II


After Sparker and Dinky rescued Derpy and Chell from the Cantelot Crystal Caverns, life returned to normal. Until the consequences of their actions caught up to them. Luckily, Derpy has the solution: she and her family (and Chell) will trek through Equestria with a home-made portal gun, ending the scourge of humans in Equestria once and for all.

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