Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, because there's bugger-all down here on Earth.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

It's fanfiction all the way down.

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Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

She's just the dirty-by-trade tomboy.

[center]Bye guys[/center]

space is a waste

Writer. What else do you need to know?

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

Fimfic's favorite painkiller, editorial writer for Equestria Daily, and a blog author for Equestria After Dark.

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!