Fiction reader. Now, also a writer.

"More content soon™" -said before disappearing for months

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Howdy, I’m Burt.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

Late-blooming fan with way too many story ideas in his head. Have written before, but this is my first serious foray into the world of fan-fiction.

A Canadian brony who enjoys writing stories. On rare occasions I even post those stories here.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Poe wrote on both.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Princess Luna is the best princess and Nightmare Moon is the best queen.

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

German / my top five characters are probably (Cowzy Glow, Chrysalis, Tempest, Trixie, Starlight) it always changes a little bit, but those five kind of share place 1 in my favourites.

Yo! Down with Chrysalis, or DWC for short here! I'm here to read great stories and write out my stories. DOWN WITH THE HIVE QUEEN! DOWN WITH CHRYSALIS!

I write weird stuff.